Travel-obsessed, coffee-addicted, part-time Londonite. Glaswegian tendencies drive me to Chablis in times of despair. Sometimes I write in capitals to reiterate my inherent genius. All of the musicians I enjoy would appear to be dead; I also have some kind of weird thing about the '80s. The Barefoot Contessa acts as a religious figure-head over every life decision I make. Oh, and I once flew economy - rough. As a closing point, my life motto would seem to be 'why use 4 words when you can use 486,000?'
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Hallow'een, BRING IT.
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...oh well, la di da, la di da, la la.
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Does that make me middle class?
I just spilt Tanqueray on my MacBook Air and some ricocheted and sploshed on my iPhone 5....4S....4......
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And then in Britain we pronounce all of these 'fawwww'
Regional accents in the U.S. shown through maps
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"You're so green your moustache looks like AstroTurf."
Maude - 'The Love Birds' (1974)
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said Bea.
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