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me: send me pics
you: what u wanna see?(;
me: spiderman
you: what?
me:

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i wonder if china has fancy plates called america
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“sci fi and fantasy are polar opposites! they can’t coexist!!”
what is this, the genre binary?
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me as a pilot
me *accidentally over intercom*: siri how do i land a big airplane at Newark airport
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Batman the Television series
S02E58: Flop Goes the Joker
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the new kids + interacting with harrison ford
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