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The Office (2005–2013)

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learned today (after googling it upon seeing the "Sadomasochism Brothers" post) that masochism was named by a psychiatrist who had read Leopold von Sacher-Masoch's erotic writing and was like "I feel safe in concluding that this man had Fucked-Up Freak Sex Disorder, which now until forever will bear his name", while von Sacher-Masoch was still alive. there are accounts of von Sacher-Masoch being like "bro what the fuck" about this

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wish i could call in bitchy to work

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ever since i was a little girl i always knew i didn't wanna talk to anyone

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not enough secret gardens and hidden passageways and bookshelves that open to a mysterious library these days. get working on that girls.

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Don’t underestimate my desire to not wanna

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It’s always so nice and reassuring to be on these lists 😊 makes me want to keep writing!

Jungkook Drabbles (XLVI)

* s - contains smut

Silver and Gold by @sugaurora angst, athlete!Jungkook, exes au Summary: Jungkook promised he wouldn’t be there when you came to collect your things from his apartment. Jungkook was never very good at keeping promises.

Mine by @sugaurora angst, dragon!Jungkook, soulmates au Summary: Though you may fight against the inescapable bond between you and your mate Jungkook, it’s only as the lights are leaving your eyes that you realize: you truly never want to be without him.

11:11 PM by @likeastarstar established relationship

11:31 PM by @likeastarstar strangers to lovers

5:45 PM by @likeastarstar established relationship

11:48 AM by @likeastarstar established relationship, idol au

5:59 PM by @likeastarstar angst

12:21 PM by @likeastarstar established relationship, idol au

6:43 PM by @likeastarstar strangers to lovers, neighbors au

The Suspenders by @kpopfanfictrash Brooklyn 99 au Summary: A Brooklyn 99 inspired drabble, featuring Jungkook as Peralta, Namjoon as Holt, and I’ll let you guess the rest.

The Criminal by @kpopfanfictrash Brooklyn 99 au Summary: A follow-up drabble to my Brooklyn 99 drabble entitled The Suspenders. AKA we finally find out who Taehyung is in this BTS/B99 themed fic-verse.

9:24PM by @honeytae established relationship

You by @hazytaezy strangers to lovers Summary: Jungkook sets up a blind date that changed his whole life in an instant.

Careful by @ki-yomii s established relationship Summary: You should always be careful what you ask for.

[drabble] by @holdinbacksecrets established relationship, idol au

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To be a cat with wings

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goes to bed violently

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it’s just me and my stupid little fantasies against the world

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[50/547] — until we meet again, jungkook ♡

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people will try sooooo hard to apply their own personal tastes to who you, personally, find attractive and it’s so bizarre. “i can’t believe you’d fuck him” Well Elizabeth someone has to. and for me it’s a privilege and an honor

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dude did you seriously just put the lime in the coconut and drink it all up?