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I love when men use the fact that they’re naturally stronger than women to justify why they are superior/should be in charge (that argument is bunk anyway but that’s a problem for another day) but think about that. like your best argument is that you’re more suited to manual labour?? you think you should run the world because you can lift more rocks than i can? see here sonny boy so can horses and you don’t see them disproportionately managing the fortune 500 OR giving me this weak attitude. get your head right and go chop some firewood since you’re so much better at it

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omg

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i may be ugly and untalented

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ThinkGeek, I appreciate and enjoy how you know exactly who your target market is.

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You break your phone? I’ll throw mine down the stairs. You see a mosquito in your liveshow? I’ll kill it in mine.

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DAN’S NEW HEADER FROM @/danisnotforfire THIS DAY IS TOO MUCH

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Wow.

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he looks like a magic prince letting the poor citizens touch his enchanted hair so that their crops will grow fruitfully this year

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interviewer: what kind of girl do you like?

harry: *yawns* *crickets*

interviewer: what kind of guy do you like?

harry: *pulls out notepad* *clicks pen* before we get started - do you have time

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Fans chanting “Space Buns” at GMA

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I KNOW ME TOO

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louis: it’s a very exciting time—

harry: remember when you pushed your arm back in an interview so i would stroke it