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sorry my ass is so fat its full of love

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like its not even funny dude gives me one compliment suddenly im having dreams about us ******* ***** *** ****** *** **** ** *****

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this close to leaving a voicemail message on a call-in advice show just to get over this guy

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tbh ive never met a single person who didnt have some kind of "mental health issue," whether its anxiety, substance abuse issues, disordered eating, depression etc etc etc etc so why are we still acting like theres a Normal Person who is in perfect mental health and functions perfectly in our society. imagine if we did that with physical health. "omg its crazy to me that normal people just wake up and they never get a cold or have allergies to anything and their bones cant break."

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vintage go to hell cigarettes, “the cigarette with a message for smoking critics” from 1987. pics from lori barbero

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I have it on good authority that the "hot chip" referenced in the infamous "be bisexual eat hot chip and lie" tweet is almost certainly takis

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I hate it when people are weird on purpose it always comes across as deeply artificial and I don't like their fraudulent tryhard auras. really sickens me actually. if bizarre behavior doesn't come naturally to you then you simply weren't meant to be a freak. accept it or I'll kill you or whatever. with my gun I guess. maybe bare hands I don't know. kind of bored of this post to be honest

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polls are the most eye opening part of tumblr bc this whole time all the posts are like fuck yeah gay sex crime stealing steal from Walmart get high and eat pussy but every poll is like I will remain celibate as long as I live . Why are u all lying about eating pussy and smoking weed

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My last piece of advice is you dont have to hurt peoples feelings to be funny. There was a whole spongebob episode about this

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"More fantasy football than rooting for the red or blue home team. More chess than checkers. There’s a slow shift underway from thinking of voting as a simple act of civic duty. Instead it’s becoming a series of strategic decisions and complicated calculations made in a desperate attempt to create a government of politicians who will actually improve our lives.

In practice, gamification looks like obsessively reading polls in an attempt to gain an edge or dispel rumors about your party. Or “wasting” your vote on the candidate you want to win, even if the polls say they won’t win, because you want to send a message to the political establishment. Or, my favorite, voting for a candidate you don’t like in a primary to help a candidate you do like win the general election.

Sure, not all of this is new. We’ve been told to “vote for the lesser of two evils” for decades. This country’s electoral process has always been imperfect..."

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Justice for predstrogen.

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im sorry i hurt you. i miss you. i hope you're doing well, and that we never meet again

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It's not uncommon for trans people to have a period pre-cracking where they go "Maybe I'm just not doing it right. I should try harder to be my assigned gender" and I dunno about yall but even back then it felt like I was doing it as a bit, it's really funny looking back how jokey I was about it

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petition to relabel bathrooms as pissing room and shitting room

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“What this means is that the entire 2023 Hugo scandal is something completely different from what we've understood it as during the last month.”