hdrussell
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HD Russell. Author. Poet. Drinker.
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hdrussell · 14 hours ago
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a writing competition i was going to participate in again this year has announced that they now allow AI generated content to be submitted
their reasoning being that "we couldn't ban it even if we wanted to, every writer already uses it anyway"
"Every writer"?
come on
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hdrussell · 2 days ago
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10/10 dad joke
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hdrussell · 3 days ago
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hdrussell · 8 days ago
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Oh.
We're at "traffic tickets are justification for disappearing people off the street and sending them to death camps with no due process" levels of fascism now.
Okay yeah we're like fucked, fucked.
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hdrussell · 8 days ago
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hdrussell · 9 days ago
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Miss Congeniality (2000) dir. Donald Petrie
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hdrussell · 9 days ago
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This is a comment someone appended to a photo of two men apparently having sex in a very fancy room, but it’s also kind of an amazing two-line poem? “His Wife has filled his house with chintz” is a really elegant and beautiful counterbalancing of h, f, and s sounds, and “chintz” is a perfect word choice here—sonically pleasing and good at evoking nouveau riche tackiness. And then “to keep it real I fuck him on the floor” collapses that whole mood with short percussive sounds—but it’s still a perfect iambic pentameter line, robust and a lovely obscene contrast with the chintz in the first line. Well done, tumblr user jjbang8
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hdrussell · 10 days ago
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hdrussell · 12 days ago
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MAGA racism is killing us.
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hdrussell · 12 days ago
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If your life is horrible and you need a new source of meaning and direction.... Do NOT find religion. Learn to identify plants.
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hdrussell · 12 days ago
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The government gave no evidence.
Now you know why they want to get rid of due process.
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hdrussell · 12 days ago
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I hope every minute of this pathetic cunt’s life is haunted by the decisions he’s made. He deserves no rest, and no sleep.
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hdrussell · 12 days ago
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hdrussell · 17 days ago
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hey americans there is a recall on testosterone gel because they found benzene in it! please check the lot numbers on your batches, benzene is really not something you want to be rubbing into your skin, also you might be eligible for compensation because this is just insane what the fuck
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hdrussell · 17 days ago
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hdrussell · 17 days ago
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hdrussell · 19 days ago
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Could you maybe reblog this post if you think respecting trans peoples' names and identities is a basic right and not a political opinion?
No pressure. Just seeking some validation of my sentiment. Due to some. people
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