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*FURBY’S I MEANT FURBYS NOT FURRIES OH GOD HERE THEY COME
May the furries smile down on you
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May the furries smile down on you
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Genesis 1:5 - 1:9
Then Rat Man said “let there be an orb of warmth and light in the sky” and there was light. And Rat Man saw that the orb, the orb was good. Then he separated the light from the darkness. Rat man dubbed the daytime “coffee infused hell” and the nighttime “peaceful sleep paralysis hours” And evening passed and morning came... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) marking the first day.
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The ten rat commandments:
1. Do not have any others than me (unless it’s the Flying Spaghetti Monster)
2. Please do make statues of me
3. Don’t curse my name unless it is to place an evil rat curse on someone
4. Every day is holy cheese day
5. Daddy issues
6. You SHALL commit murder
7. Commit cheat on tests
8. Be gay, do crime
9. Be nice man, just come on be nice
10. T-pose everywhere on anyone
#swisscheeseplant#totally not a hamilton reference#flying spaghetti monster#rat man#ten commandments
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Praise our lord and saviour rat man with this phrase
“Rat man, Rat man, Rat man”
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