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Every day some fucking newspaper publishes another fucking article like "Studies show, When it comes to your health, bread is as bad as ten million gummy bears." And it's just a fucking lie!

The study was bad! It has an n of 20! Even if it was a good study, you're misinterpreting the results! And if it was a good study, and you understood the results, it's just one study! None! Of! This! Means! Anything!

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from @x_khou over on the twitter machines

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you ever have “cry and scream yourself awake” level nightmares that are immediately the stupidest premises imaginable the moment you actually wake up

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Shout out to the ten primate species, four bat species, elephant shrews, and the Cairo spiny mouse. Nobody else gets it

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Holy shit, Dr. Tingle, go OFF!!!!

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a selection of artist memes hand-picked and curated by me based on my own experiences

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i love my men pathetic, in need of therapy and with a long list of crimes

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meowth team rocket will go episodes forgetting he himself is a pokemon and his main hobby will be breaking the law, attempting to ruin a childs life, and generally being an asshole and thats cool but then hell curl up on a table to go to sleep and im like OHHH... HES A KITTY.. hes just a little cat. a little kitty cat meow meow meow. mrow

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all energy healing is a scam except for when a kitty lays on your chest and purrs and purrs and sends restorative rays of magic into your bones and nerves. fellas that one’s real.

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Walkable cities and public transit mean nothing if they’re not accessible to disabled people 

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Shoutout to the bitches that still follow me after I switch up my hyperfixation every 4 months, y'all are the real OGs, here's a king sized candy bar

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people need to realise that a poor little meow meow must be a character who has committed atrocities you cannot poor little meow meow a good guy that's not how this works

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Dr. Eggman is literally richer than elon musk