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hihi js wanna say i love the ultrakill art you posted recently anyway byebye

AAAW tysm!! I love your art too! Colors that scratch my brain just right!!

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Salty French Bread in "Graduation"

Hi I know what I said at various points but THIS IS A MONUMENTOUS OCCASION!! Too monumentous to be celebrated by a mere Lunch Break Doodle but alas, that is all you are getting!!

This is NOT an April Fools joke!

This is the cover to the most recently announced Kirby Novel and up there is Dark Meta Knight in the corner! A member of Salty French Bread (my silly name for the non-novel quartet) has escaped the realm of forgotten characters and is entering the world of NOVEL CANON!!

His fellow teammates wish him well.

...Well, most of them.

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Kirby: Pupupu Hero - Volume 2, Chapter 10 English Translation

Kirby, Chilly, and Chef Kawasaki get into a calamari-filled calamity when an army of Squishies attack the beach! Can they fend off the molluscoid malefactors and save Kawasaki's business at the same time? Find out by reading the full chapter at the following links:

Imgur

Google Drive

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Fraud fanart HELL YEAHHHH

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Happy pride month chat!!

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one last time... deltarune tomorrow!

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rn im analyzing every molecule of star to star to see some super cool lore things (like the neostar thing)

One of the reasons I keep taking my sweet time with updates is because of small background stuff. I love adding tiny little secrets or easter eggs! So if you look closely, you may find something interesting ;)

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PAUSE PAUSE PAUSE EVERYTHING FUCKING EVERYTHING PAUSE PAUSE PAAUEEESEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

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Star to star

(Masterpost here!)

First | Last | Pages 120, 121 & 122 (You are here!) | Next (Soon!)

yay ❤️❤️❤️

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So, one negative consequence of leaving my old job is having a much stricter budget. For health and ergonomic reasons, I'd like to get a new drawing tablet, so I can draw at my desk more. To help make this future purchase a little easier on me financially...

I'm opening ★★Pay What You Want★★ Art Requests!

[★INSTRUCTIONS★] 1. Visit my Ko-Fi commission listing ★HERE★ to purchase a spot!

2. The amount ★you choose★ to pay roughly determines the time I spend on your request / the overall quality of the finished piece! (See below for some loose estimations and a disclaimer!)

3. When I'm done, you receive an HQ .png file of your request! (Other formats available on request. Note that the turnaround time scales UP with the amount paid) - [★RULES★]

-No graphic, detailed, or explicit gore -No NSFW or sexual content -No fetish art or disturbing content -No art that attacks a person or group

-I reserve the right to turn down a potential request for any reason, including reasons that are not listed here.

-I reserve the right to close a request prematurely if threatened, insulted, or harassed during communications.

-If requesting OC(s), obscure characters, or characters for fandoms unfamiliar to me, make SURE you have reference art available first!

-I retain permission to post/share the resulting art, both publicly and privately, in situations such as (but not limited to) self-promotion/portfolio purposes. - [★IMPORTANT★]

Because of the "grab bag" way I am doing this, there is no easy way to do refunds. This is more of a "donation w/ bonus art" deal. IE: You WILL get art back, and while I will try my best, I cannot promise you it will be to your tastes as a true art commission might be. 

Please keep this in mind! !!If you are looking for exacting results, this may not be for you!!

Note while I'm open to a certain amount of discussion beforehand to prevent unhappy surprises, in the end, you wholly are responsible for scaling your art request and payment appropriately!

EX: $15 can get you a nice looking solo character sketch art, but if you ask for a whole comic page (?!) at that amount, you’re likely to receive only loose sketches of what that page would look like.

But, for any amount $15 or over, I can show you how your piece is going before submission, if you would like anything major changed!

To make it easier on myself, I've set a $5 minimum, which will get you the equivalent of quick/rough sketch art in return. - [★Rough Cost = Time(*) Equivalents to Get You Started★]

$5 = 15 min silly sketch $15~$20 = 40 min refined sketch $25~$30 = 1.2 hour concentrated work (which might include: moderately realized full page scene w/unrefined bg; filled multi-chara sketchy page; solo character refined bust up w/ flat colors; etc...)

(*) This measure is active "pen on canvas" time, not including time invested thinking about your piece, etc. Nor is it a hard limit...! I will NOT drop a request early just because I have reached a certain time allotted IF I believe it to still be unfinished.

While my end goal may be a personal one, I also want to make people as happy as I can with this and make my "commissions" affordable to more folks!

Do note that past the $100~ish mark (roughly 4 hours of work) the difference in quality of the finished piece may not look significantly different, even with more time or money.

...Unless your request is for a truly complex piece, such as this fake novel cover. Which would require in the ballpark of $500 (equivalent to 40 hours of time) to reach THAT level of completion and polish! If you are seriously considering (!?) requesting a piece of that scale or similar, make sure to warn me ahead of time...!! ^^;;;

Lastly... [★★Portfolio Link For Examples of Work★★]

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I like to think that in his spare time, Meta knight runs a only slightly pretentious anonymous sweets/tea/café review blog.

it started as a way for him to organize his own thoughts-- his Type A ass likes to keep track of every little thing, and then he thought, why not make it anonymous and public? Other people deserve to know where to go for the best strawberry shortcake and where to get matcha that isnt bad.

when he tries a new dessert at any little cafe, hes instantly scribbling on a napkin with a pen his first impressions:

lavender tea cake. Good floral note. Honey topping is inspired. Icing unfortunately slightly overpowers the cake.

Matcha brownie. White chocolate really comes through. Dense texture nice

worst strawberry shortcake I've had. Dry cake. Bland icing. The strawberries themselves are prettier than they are tasty

Etc etc

And as much as hes probably a coffee abuser I think he'd actually be a tea enjoyer too, leaning on tea when he knows he shouldnt be having a second pot of coffee or whatever. I think he would be a matcha latte fan

He also staggers/shuffles his reviews so that they dont come out right after he visits a place... he doesn't want anyone to put two and two together, people already keep him at arms length enough as Meta knight, the last thing he wants is to give a poor candy shop owner a double heart attack because not only is Meta Knight here, but also Meta Knight the food critic

he does packaged and store bought candies/sweets too. On occasion he will do tier lists of things like, which brand has the best chamomile tea, or whipped cream, or fruit candy or whatever.

He would write a callout post roasting the Dreamland equivalent of Welch's fruit gummies for marketing as "real fruit" rather than what they are which is just. Candy

Before he knows it he has, like, another mini cult following entirely separate from the cult following he already has as Meta Knight, and hes just like. Sigh. I guess it is what it is now

He does enjoy giving small local businesses recognition and praise, however, and it gives him something nice and fun to do outside of work, so hes glad he has this small creative outlet

What's funny about it tho is sometimes he will unintentionally roast people like if you give him a cupcake you made he might just take a bite and be like "Not bad. Six out of ten stars."

If five is average, he reasons, most places should get five. If his reviews arent a bell curve hes doing something wrong

Just because he likes sweets doesn't mean he goes around handing out ten star reviews, even his favorite desserts get a 9.5 "because theres always room for improvement"

For a while it was an internet challenge/meme for people to read his extremely critical reviews without breaking character or laughing

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Simirror sweep bc he is awesome 😋😋

vote 4 simirror!!!

So true! Vote for the silly little mirror guy!

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ROUND 1 MATCHUP 28

Bronto Burt

the weird stages between Dark Mind's first phase battles

simirror

Yggy Woods

The foods you can beat out of the squeaks

silvox

Pacto

Plasma Wisp

city on fire in the background of the fight with master crown

Buzzy Bat

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Wait does he KNOW that it isnt any good for him?

yeah.

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Pookie bear

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Someone give Marx some sleep!!

Bouncing and jumping all the time!! He's absolutely RESTLESS 24/7andthatcan'tbeanygoodforhim.

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In commemoration of my V1 plushie arriving. The thought of it traveling all across the world to meet me fills me with such joy and whimsy <33