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Annabelle started trending for “escaping” and I couldn’t… I couldn’t stop myself…

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drink tea you’ve never tried, reread your favorite book, get up to watch the sunrise, write a letter, listen to the birds, knit a bad sweater, bake an ugly cake, sing at the top of your lungs, jump crazily to some music. feel, really feel life without any restrictions, no matter the size. 

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i urge you to seek comfort in the fact that everything in the universe is subtly interconnected. it didn’t work out the way you wanted it to but you’ll end up where you need to be. keep your head up.

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I cut the cake on my baby gender reveal party and the m&m’s are black. “It’s a goth!” we shout in unison. My family is sobbing. Morticia Addams is there,

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if john mulaney was gay he’d be an almost perfect comedian. in the better timeline john mulaney is gay

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do you ever walk to the beat of your music in public and you think you look really cool but you probably just look like a dumbass

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Opossums are usually solitary animals, but these two leucistic (white) siblings, Aspen and Keebler, can’t get enough of each other.

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Every single odd number has an “e” in it.

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mood: adam scott’s face at the exact moment that he realizes he’s about to meet mark hamill

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my brain @ 4am: pplease.. . no more,..le t me sleepp

me, clicking on another RIP vine compilation: 

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what is the january mood?

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anderson cooper passive aggressively mentioning that time square looks nice but it’s too bad that there’s a million people in puerto rico who can’t see it because they haven’t had electricity for months is the political mood for 2018

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netflix and…rest your head on my thigh while I run my fingers through your hair continuously

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these are the spirits that judge you when u die