headlesshottiewithnobody

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Pokémon actually isn’t good OR bad. It’s actually somewhere on a secret rating scale not known or comprehendible to humans

Pokemon fucking sucks

All of us here knows this already.

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MERRY CAPITALISM DAY!!!

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Pls vagel lend me thy strength

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Of course the guy with pfp of dogen from Psychonauts would have a rubber fetus lmfao

No fucking way I found my little rubber fetus

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This is the only day you can RT this

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I got a text from one of my guy friends that said “I’m pregnant” and for a moment I was so worried that I had accidentally impregnated someone that I forgot that I’m a virgin and that guys can’t get pregnant

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All shall feel little and small in the presence of largefolk like myself

I feel little and small

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I had a weird dream where all of the city I lived in was a mental asylum, and all of the residents were mad at the government because they were “putting braincells in the water”. No clue what this means but I thought it was kinda neat.

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You can drink mine :)

I thirst for blood.

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From now on I shall only be referred to as “Frisbeeman 2”

I just learned that the dude who invented both the frisbee AND the Hula hoop died the EXACT same day I was born

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I just learned that the dude who invented both the frisbee AND the Hula hoop died the EXACT same day I was born

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Omg guys, it’s Robert Smith and Sabrina Carpenter

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I NEED a black shirt that says “I hunt short people” in big bold letters with a red heart dotting the “i”

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where do you live ?

I’m between places rn, Im currently residing in your walls, but I have a nice little timeshare in hell, and a couple times a year I take a little vacation in your moms sheets

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I do NOT trust people whose favorite dessert is plain vanilla milkshake. Honestly they are on the same level of untrustworthiness as Politicians, Con-Artists, and male OBGYN’s.

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Nothing brings me more joy than going up to football fans who are wearing a jersey of their favorite team and saying “OMG, the (insert football team here)’s! That’s like, my FAVORITE golf team!” And then seeing the delicious frustration on the angry football fans face

[headlesshottiewithnobody]

Nothing brings me more joy than going up to football fans who are wearing a jersey of their favorite team and saying “OMG, the (insert football team here)’s! That’s like, my FAVORITE golf team!” And then seeing the delicious frustration on the angry football fans face