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when cishet guy friends tease me about being a lesbian and ask how i "know" i'm gay i like to go "well have YOU ever had sex with a man?" and when they say no (they always say no) i go "then how do you know you're not into men?" and like... what IS it with how insecure cishet men who are scared of gay thoughts always assume they would bottom. like they talk like that's the inevitable outcome if they were to ever get bicurious. today i hit these two guys at work with a "what, are you scared?" and they frantically described to the most detailed prophetic visions of the biggest burliest bear topping them to death. which could mean nothing

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you can't be 5'2 and a top

JUSTICE FOR SHORT TOPS

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so fucking done with my graceless heart honestly i’m probably gonna cut it out and then restart

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you have to be able to defend people who are receiving unjust treatment even if they annoy you even if you personally find them extremely annoying you still have to be able to stand up and say "well thats fucked up"

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Does anyone else remember her

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immersive experience (eating ice cream while repeating the margaret atwood quote about devouring without guilt)

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she thinks she’s pajamas

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they had some of yall on zoloft at 14. man. SUE

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person at my school who believes themselves to be leftist said yesterday “i don’t believe in the death penalty, because death is a release, and people who commit certain crimes deserve to suffer.” and i was just like. you are a tar pit

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“why do you stretch your shoulderblades so much?” my wings boy. boy my wings

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Post corrections/clarifications are my favorite genre of humor: a compilation

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i do want to be a man for sexual reasons also btw

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so i'm bigender in the way that i'm a girl. and i like being a girl. and i don't want to uproot my whole life. but there's an alternate universe out there where i'm a boy. and i wish i could see him. because i think he'd be happier than me.

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love as recognition

anna gavalda / friedrich nietzsche / clarice lispector / jandy nelson / rebecca perry / mhairi mcfarlane

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I have been somewhat obsessed with the phrase "In what scientists are calling 'pretty gay,'" for many years because of this ancient xkcd

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mikey talking about the time he drunk bought a tarantula x

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Today I encountered an especially pathetic Italian greyhound. His owner told me that a gust of wind once blew him into a lake.