headphonecatty
headphonecatty
Krissy Moruso
14 posts
Nothing is too absurd to be real
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
headphonecatty · 3 years ago
Text
As a teacher’s aide for middle schoolers everyone always says “you have so much patience” and “I’d rather work with grade schoolers”. Idk not quite what you’re talking about but I get that a lot
Me as a student: I’m studying archaeology
Random stranger I just met: throws concerned looks, might even ask “can you find a job in that?”
Me as an archaeologist: I work full time as a field archaeologist
Random stranger I just met: oh my god I love archaeology! You know I just saw this documentary and…! I always wanted to become one as well!
Did this happen to other people too? Archaeologists, geologists, (physical) anthropologists, paleontologists,…? People fearing for your future until you actually work in your field of study and than they know no boundaries?
1K notes · View notes
headphonecatty · 3 years ago
Text
As a non-binary pansexual who has countered many spells, I’ll say this is 100% accurate
As a gay trans women I can confidently say countering spells is the gayest shit I've seen in my entire life
180 notes · View notes
headphonecatty · 3 years ago
Text
having a job is very weird bcos by and large your coworkers will be a variety of ages and you will not all be at the same stage of life. your coworker will be like, well I’m off home to spend time with my husband & child, what are you going to do with your evening? and you’re like, well, I plan on playing Rollercoaster Tycoon for as much as it as possible
244K notes · View notes
headphonecatty · 3 years ago
Text
PREACH!
Tumblr media
13K notes · View notes
headphonecatty · 3 years ago
Text
Guys… I just realized.
Crest is another name for Emblem.
Flames = Fire.
Crest of Flames.
Emblem of Fire.
Fire Emblem
BYLETH IS THE FIRE EMBLEM! IT WAS THERE THE WHOLE TIME!
213 notes · View notes
headphonecatty · 3 years ago
Photo
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
Hi I still don’t have this game
6K notes · View notes
headphonecatty · 4 years ago
Photo
Tumblr media
Winning window in Sagrada by @floodgategames Great match, great game! Good work! https://www.instagram.com/p/CPv1Bv_H4LK/?utm_medium=tumblr
2 notes · View notes
headphonecatty · 4 years ago
Photo
Yo word up
Tumblr media
2K notes · View notes
headphonecatty · 4 years ago
Text
Tumblr media
posting my werewolf meme here too bc it needs to be said.
22K notes · View notes
headphonecatty · 4 years ago
Text
i keep wanting to try and drag people i like into the Magic fandom with me but then i feel like it’ll be a lot like that gif where the guy with the pizzas walks into Absolute Chaos
483 notes · View notes
headphonecatty · 4 years ago
Note
Do you think we can get a planeswalker with a physical disability for some representation?
Killian (the uncommon from STX) knows how to sign (kind of) but we don't have a deaf planeswalker to my knowledge.
We obviously can have more, but we do have some.
Daretti is in a wheelchair.
Tezzerett is missing an arm.
Narset is neuro-atypical.
133 notes · View notes
headphonecatty · 4 years ago
Text
Byleth: I’m embracing my God-Complex by changing my pronouns from he/him to He/Him.
153 notes · View notes
headphonecatty · 4 years ago
Text
Felix: While you were busy having a romantic life, I studied the blade.
Yuri: While you were busy having a gender, I studied the blade.
Jeritza: While you were busy having morals and decency, I studied the blade.
Catherine: While you were busy being heterosexual, I studied the blade.
147 notes · View notes
headphonecatty · 4 years ago
Photo
I say the same thing about fiction writing!
Tumblr media
382 notes · View notes