better swap both of them
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When you hear your mom mention your name
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me: *opens door to head out*
mom: it's 3 AM, where the hell do you think you're going?
me: Ghost Pokemon only come out this late
mom: HOLY SHIT, GO!
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*my own funeral*
me: mom can i stay in the car lol
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If you rip a hole in a net, there’s actually fewer holes in it than it was before
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the boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen
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me: wow that person over there is really hot
hot person: is that a potato staring at me
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have you ever looked at someone and thought…
i could look at you for hours and not get bored
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I SEE HOW IT IS
Do you ever look at your best friend and just “ Who the heck blessed me with this dork , i am the luckiest loser in the galaxy.”
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“can you stop clicking your pen”
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False advertising.
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dora may be exploring a little too much
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romantic things to do with your girlfriend:
uninstall league of legends together
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