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he may be your boss and hate you but at least he's bi

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more rant posting than anything

but i genuinely cannot believe ive been in a relationship with my boyfriend for almost a year because he’s so wonderful and amazing and the love of my life and im just like???

kind of a loser

and he knows about all my stupid interests and habits and he still loves me

stupid nerd boy lands the most perfect man for a boyfriend against all odds

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season 1: I'm Jonathan Sims, Head Archivist of Magnus Institute, London. My professional opinion is that this is all horseshit and everyone that isn't me needs psychiatric help. Statement ends.

season 2: Supplemental: God lives inside the printer and he keeps telling me my assistants are murderers. I am inclined to believe him based on the fact that Martin told to have a nice day. Innately suspicious behavior.

season 3: My only friends are my ex-girlfriend, her cat, and the many scars I've gotten from various monsters and fear cultists.

season 4: You know, just being socially adept would solve a lot of my problems. Unfortunately, I was traumatized so thoroughly by age eight that I learned the best way to make friends is to blink at them slowly until they get the idea. This does not work when your evil patron god uses eyeballs to devour fear.

season 5: Either Jonah Magnus tells us where he took all the good cows, or my boyfriend and I bash his head in with a lead crowbar. It's his choice.

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big day for tumblr sexyman enjoyers and weird fags everywhere

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"Elias, am I still human?"

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Has this been done yet

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Meanwhile, somewhere else in Night Vale:

Happy Pride to the original gay podcast people

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The Cat with Julie Manet (detail), 1877

by Pierre-Auguste Renoir (French, 1841-1919)

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"WARNING: heavy angst" raw,next crisis💋

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kamisama kiss rewatch #3

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SHES BACK

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the magnus protocol episode 13 “future”

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pretty normal podcast listening experience i think,

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More eye halo plus give him a friend!!!