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Do you think the Jack of all trades and the master of one explored each others bodies
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pokemon firered and beef greek edition pretzel tribute
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[staggering to my feet and wiping a single perfect drip of blood from my mouth] i have to get back on my bullshit. no matter the cost
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"traffics bouncing off my big bubble butt out there!"
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A cosmic tribute to my current favourite comment in YouTube history
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Today in niche genres of joke that I can never get enough of and will probably still be secretly thinking about four years later
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*Dictating suicide note to my secretary who is typing it in on a big antique typewriter*
*Phone rings, i go to answer it*
Mhm. Yeah. Mhm. I see. Thanks. *hangs up*
Sharlene you can go ahead and cancel that, i've just been informed that We're Back
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call her ai the way she makes me generate slop
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your aversion to anything earnest or sincere has affected us in the following ways 1. youre annoyinggggggg
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it’s 2028. trump is dead. elon is dead. zuckerberg is dead bezos is dead they’re all dead
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