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all I want is a gf that I can make fancy baked goods for

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if you’ve ever fatshamed anyone you’re not allowed to enjoy fat bottomed girls by queen

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my sister found this shirt at the mall today…………. it was $78…………………………………..

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The Signs as Michael Cera Quotes

Aries: “I try really hard, actually” [Juno, 2007] Taurus: “My mom uses color-safe bleach” [Juno, 2007] Gemini: “And take off your vest. You look like Aladin.” [Superbad, 2007] Cancer: “The other day I had a confrontation in the street cause a guy yelled at me ‘Michael Cera sucks!’ And I thought ‘Oh geez, that’s me’” [ The David Letterman Show, 2013] Leo: “I asked for the Ellen Degeneres haircut.” [Nick and Norah’s Infinite Playlist, 2008] Virgo: “Unless you do drugs, in which case I do drugs all the time. Every drug.“ [Scott Pilgrim vs. The World, 2010] Libra: “We should just make out instead la la la” [Juno, 2007] Scorpio: “Hi, I was thinking about asking you out, but then I realized that would be stupid” [Scott Pilgrim vs. The World, 2010] Sagittarius: (“I’ve never even kissed a guy before”) “Hey, me neither” [Scott Pilgrim vs. The world, 2010] Capricorn: “Hey, does this coke smell funny?” [This Is The End, 2013] Aquarius: “You know what sucks? Everything.” [Scott Pilgrim vs. The World, 2010] Pisces: “What a fun, sexy time for you” [Arrested Development, 2003-2006]

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i’m bisexual

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Excerpt from “Musical Chairs” by Lang Leav (@langleav), featured in her poetry collection, Lullabies

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an authority figure: [expresses slight, arguable disappointment in me]

me, shaking: Wow. Can’t Believe I’m The Worst Person Alive

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Art Baby Girl

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