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OC X CANON SHIPS ARE VALID AND GOOD LET US S A I L BITCH

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“We said no strings attached but now we’re in knots.”

— (via 10wordpoems)

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“If you were a triangle, you’d be acute one.”

“And you’re a dork.”

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SEND ME A BAD PICK-UP LINE

Go ahead and add more if you want!

“Are you a magician? When I looked at you, everyone else disappeared.” “I’ve been feeling a little off today, but you definitely turned me on.” “Can I get a picture of you? I want to show my parents what my spouse looks like.” “Your hand looks heavy. Let me hold it for you.” “When God made you, he was showing off.” “Your lips look so lonely. Would they like to meet mine?” “What time do you have to go back to Heaven?” “Are you a camera? Every time I look at you, I smile.” “I might as well call you Google, because you have everything that I’m looking for.” “Nice pants. Can I test the zipper?” “I love every bone in your body. Especially mine.” “Are you made of Copper and Tellurium? Because you sure are CuTe.” “Would you like to have breakfast in bed tomorrow?” “Are you a thief? I think you just stole my heart.” “If I could change the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.” “Call life alert! I’ve fallen for you and I can’t get up.” “Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?” “I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?” “Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.” “Feel my shirt. You know what it’s made of? Date material.” “If you were a triangle, you’d be acute one.” “There’s something wrong with my phone. It doesn’t have your number in it.” “On a scale of 1 to 10: You’re a 9, and I’m the 1 you need.” “I lost my number. Can I have yours?” “Let’s play Titanic. You be the ocean, and I’ll go down on you.” “Did we have a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.” “Do you have a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them.” “There are 21 letters in the alphabet, right? Oh, wait. I missed ‘U’, ‘R’, ‘A’, ‘Q’, ‘T’.” “If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.” “Are you going to kiss me, or am I going to have to lie in my journal?” “I don’t have a library card, but can I check you out?” “You must be a broom, because you just swept me off your feet.” “Do you like KFC? Because you’re finger lickin’ good.” “What’s on the menu? Me-n-u.” “I’m no photographer, but I can picture us together.” “Is that a banana in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?” “You must be tired. You’ve been running through my mind all day long.”

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Drew: You have no sense of fashion.

Piper: I think that depends on-

Drew: No, no, that wasn’t a question.

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Drew: I wish you could block People in real life

Piper: Restraining order

Lacy: Murder

Piper and Drew: ...

Lacy: what?

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Drew Tanaka

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Drew Tanaka aesthetic + Red

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Piper: Synonyms are weird because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest, that just sounds nice and cozy, but if I invite you to my cabin in the woods, you’re going to die.

Drew: My favorite is “butt dial” vs “booty call”.

Silena: It’s called connotation.

Drew: Also, “forgive me father, I have sinned,” vs “sorry daddy, I’ve been naughty”.

Lacy: Great news! Language is now canceled!

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Friendly reminder

Sadie Kane knows Drew Tanaka

she hates her

she wants to turn Drew into an earthworm

your welcome

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Drew: Piper, the grown-up dating world is a lot like your haircut.

Drew: Sometimes, awkward triangles occur.

Piper: I feel like you've been saving that one.

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Minor Riordanverse Characters: Drew Tanaka

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Zeus!Drew aesthetic with Anna Akana as Drew

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Lacy: can I have candy?

Drew: what did Piper say?

Lacy: she said no

Drew: well why the hell are you asking me?

Lacy: because she’s not the boss of you

Drew, internally: it’s a trap it’s a trap it’s a trap it’s a trap it’s a FUCKING TRAP

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You know what would have been so much more interesting and huge cliche dodge?

If Drew wasn’t a one dimensional asshole written to be the personification of the child of Aphrodite stereotype.

If the reason Drew was so confrontational with Piper is because Piper automatically assumes being a child of Aphrodite is lame and has the perception that being interested in beauty and fashion are negative things.

If the reason Drew has negative feelings towards Silena is because Silena was Drew’s BIG SISTER and Drew absolutely LOVED her but then she turned out to be a traitor and she died in the war and Drew is hurt and conflicted and angry and mourning and she doesn’t know how to express these things in a healthy way. And yeah, this may lead her to being an ass towards her siblings but not a 100% bully who doesn’t give a fuck about them.

If at the end of TLH instead of Piper doing a hostile takeover of the cabin she and Drew have a heart to heart and Drew finally expresses what she’s been feeling over the circumstances of Silena’s final days and death and Piper expresses that she understand that Aphrodite just looking into mirrors and obsessing over love partners.

Also no catty fighting over Jason because that shit just made me want to rip my hair out.

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its my god given bisexual right to be dramatic

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Drew: I treat my body like a temple

Piper: yeah you let everyone in, day or night.