nasty cryptic witch who draws, writes, plays a lot of video games — he/she/they
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when you save alarms for specific things but then you just keep reusing them. like sure wake me up at the chocolate milk alarm, what do i care
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Younguk Yi — A Dog Walking Without a Leash (Repetition Study through the Works of Giacomo Balla) [acrylic on linen, 2024]
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You have this post till midnight September 1st 2025, you may do whatever you like with it, but afterwards reblogs will be turned off
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too many people prayed for the world to NOT end in 2012 and god panicked and started pulling out rough drafts. bonus years. side quests and horror stories. he dug up his flop era and started posting it for all to see. you fangirled too hard and now earth is running ten seasons past a perfectly written ending using unlikeable background characters and resurrecting terrible plot lines. congratulations you’ve supernatural’d the earth.
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Is this peak or what
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#vanyacore#the other day i watched her#fucking leap maybe 2 feet into the air (running start)#jump OVER our ottoman and onto the couch#never once actually touching the. seat part of the couch. she fucking#hit the BACK OF THE COUCH#at top speed
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Concepts like sex magic and fertility deities in fantasy are actually really interesting to me as a person with a lot of interest in anthropology and mythology like Yes I am curious about the weird sex that elves have but its pretty much exclusively explored by authors who are Weird Horny Dudes and forget about putting that stuff into a d&d campaign
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need to pinch his cheeks stat!
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903 Gully, showing off his looooooong neck!
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It's a little surprising that the "Monday's child is fair of face" nursery rhyme never caught on as an arbitrary personality-assigner in the same way astrology did. It makes the same amount of sense.
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This is a reminder for those who handmake Christmas presents that now is not too early to start. It may in fact be a good time to start if you have a lot to make/your craft takes a long time. You should maybe start it now, whether that's brainstorming or actually doing the crafts!
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