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I absolutely love it when self shippers have f/os that are super important or really intimidating/imposing or one of the strongest people in their source, and then the s/i they pair with them is literally just some guy.

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"This selfshipper loves their queerplatonic f/o" userbox, requested by anon!

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i refuse to defend my favorite characters. They did that horrible thing bc they suck really bad

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I WILL FOREVER BE CRAZY ABOUT THAT FREAK

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Sorry we put your autistic boyfriend in the fandom and they completely infantilised him. Sorry yeah he's an innocent baby who's never even heard of a sex and doesn't know a single swearword now. Yeah they're treating him like the team kid and calling his friends his parents I'm so sorry about this. Yeah I know he's committed felonies in canon but it doesn't matter it's too late now I'm sorry

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f/o that kindly but firmly insists on bedtime

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sometimes i don’t know what to say about my f/os so i just stare at the blank post and vibrate them around in my head

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“i can fix him” “i can make him worse” i can imagine him in little scenarios every night as i’m falling asleep

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Cannot stop thinking about Angels voice change.

I cannot stop thinking about how even his voice was an act.

The way his accent got stronger, how the pitch got lower. The way he finally spoke with his real voice when he was talking to Charlie and Husk. Im unwell.

Pairing it with the visual reveal of his real name was just the cherry on top like oh my god aaaaaa

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self shippers posting about their faves without a second thought

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Your f/o doesn’t think you’re a stupid idiot who needs to shut up forever.

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i think i’m normal about that fictional man and then i see him in a stupid ass outfit and im like Ohhhhhh okay. Carnal desire

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f/o sitting on your lap!!! holding them!! arms around their waist!!!

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my ocs wanted to ask if your ocs wanted to come over for a play date

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cuddle time with your FOs... feeling them close to you, hearing their heartbeat... feeling loved and safe...

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the horrors may persist but at least there’s fictional dick

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my f/o is soft nd Ilikethem