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I am god

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10/10, will try

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Gonna overdose

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Crunchy

i'm surprised you don't seem to have done any cursed biology posts about seahorses--got any cursed/blessed facts about them?

have you ever noticed how seahorses seem so... weirdly stiff?

they move almost more like a terrible 3D render than a fish.

but it turns out there's a good reason for this!

it's becauuussee....

THIS MAN.

HE IS. ALL BONES.

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Oh it sure is

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No touch, only sniff

^for the rats to sniff

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What a king

I believe someone already mentioned this, but we know that Lil Nas X survived the snap because Shaun and Katy are singing Old Town road in a bar in Shang-Chi. But I’d like to point out just how close these two events were, (the release of Old Town Road and the snap).

In spring of 2018, Thanos snapped and wiped out half of all life.

In October of 2018, Lil Nas X started recording the original Old Town Road, but he found the instrumental even earlier.

The song released on December 3rd, and later re-released with Billy Ray Cyrus on April 5th, 2019.

So, essentially, in a matter of months:

*half of all life is destroyed, governments are in ruins, world consumed with chaos*

Meanwhile Lil Nas X:

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We getting soggy tonight bois

being covered in blood could fix me

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Thank you

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Your the ghosts, you are spooky.

me, unknowingly layin on my tv remote: oh fucc we got ghosts

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I know that there are real witches, they have a practice, and rules, and they are really quite jazzy.

BUT I WAS THINKING, are wizards real?

like, are there people who do wizardry and the such, but I couldn't find anything in my two minute google search,

But then I realized

We call them magicians, or chemists, or engineers, or anything like that.

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They're on their way to recess

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Oh shit

Army ads starting with "we fight the wars no one hears about" is fucking wild. In what world is that a good sentence to hear as a citizen

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All of them seem crunchy enough

Which one would you choose?

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He sneek

Picture by Holly Cannon

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Finally, I can fill all of my pockets with sand.

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Reblog if you're a hoodie-wearing Gen Z zombie who's uneducated and depressed and has no values 😎