Someone’s probably done this already
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Another day of being a sweetiepie. Just clocked in
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In Out on the Weekend by Neil Young and Lay Lady Lay by Bob Dylan both of them describe a “big brass bed”, although Neil describes laying in the big brass bed which belongs to a girl, and Bob describes the big brass bed belonging to him, and he has a girl laying in it. So the logical conclusion to draw from this is that the two songs are two different perspectives of the same situation. Bob and Neil are in the same bed, and they both think the other is a girl.
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misery can have a caramelizing effect on the white boy. low and slow until they get sweet......
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sometimes u will be the only person fagging it up. sometimes it'll be hard. but u gotta do it. u gotta show all the fags that fagging it up is the way. u must strive to fag it as much as possible. u have a limited time. fag it up and dyke it out
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happy pride from ur local hot person!!!! 🌈✨
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taylor swift fans are so scary it's like i'm in the truman show. watching taylor swift fans talk about how she soo gets neurospicy mental illness grippy sock vacation is exactly how truman felt when his wife started advertising coffee or something to nobody in particular
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There is supposed to be a place where no one can reach you. Traditionally, the home, but now we settle for the ocean, the airplane, the summit of a mountain, the middle of a lake, the shower, the womb, the grave
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there are only 2 correct meet-cutes: an expert lipreader recognizes me mouthing along to enjoy the silence on public transit. saw trap.
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the student encampments being cleared on the grounds of anti homeless laws it’s all so blatant and brazen and interconnected
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starting to think some of yall arent serious bout finding beauty in the grotesque
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when people with "adhd" use stimulants they are stealing resources from people who are just so tired and would like to be awake, people who want to lose a lot of weight at an unhealthy pace, and from people who literally need that medication to write long rants and essays about the world and such. was it worth it? thuis is why there's a shortage it's all thanks to people like you.
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why hasn’t science made cigarettes that dont do anything to you. dont even need it to be healthy just make it do nothing 😡
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