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Professor Carwin’s Recipe for Authentic Bitty Treats

[Content warnings: implied bitty cannibalism, implied bitty dismemberment. 

Jellybeans belong to the very talented @slaybellebittyhell.]

Ingredients:

A large bag of Jellybean-type bitties. These are really the only type that work, I’ve found. You don’t want your treats to be TOO wriggly, and I’ve found that trying to de-limb any other bitty types just leaves you with a handful of dust.

A bag of almond meal or breadcrumbs, depending on the taste desired. There should be enough to coat each of your Jellybeans completely.

A bottle of honey or barbecue sauce. Again, which one you pick depends on the taste you’re going for. For example, if you want something to taste like deep-fried meat, go for barbecue sauce. 

Step 1: Take a Jellybean from your bag and peel off the diaper. Do not do this near your paste, as it has likely soiled itself by now.

Step 2: Leave the Jellybean alone for a few hours. This should allow it to flush all the remaining waste out of its system. To speed up the process, put it in a dark room. After the hours are up, return to the Jellybean and wash it thoroughly. 

Step 3: Mix your sauce or honey with the almond meal or breadcrumbs until they make a sticky, grainy paste. If it seems watery or otherwise not sticky enough, add more honey or sauce as a thickener.

Step 4: While the paste is still fresh, coat the Jellybean’s torso and pelvis with it. Do not cover its mouth or eyes, as this will likely leave you with a handful of dust.

Step 5: Repeat steps 1-4 for as many Jellybeans as desired. Each Jellybean is a single serving.

Step 6: Serve.

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Other Characters

Ezrah (the friendly shop keeper)

(Picture unavailable at the moment.) - An animal shapeshifter who saved a human in need.

Farkas (a wild friend)

(Picture unavailable at the moment.) - A rough werewolf who learned to grow gentle.

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SKIDER BIOS ARE HERE!

BLUE MASKED SNOOZERS

SKELETON TYPE: Classic Sans

SPIDER TYPE: Blue masked peacock spider

VENOMOUS: yes, sleep

ODDITIES AND TRAITS: They sleep in very strange places and positions, some physics defying…okay, they may break physics semi-regularly. It’s a thing. Just go with it. Can mix black coffee, espresso, energy drink, and five hour energy and drink it right before sleep with no ill effects.

LIKES: Sleep, physics, logic puzzles, Jumping Scooters, cuddles, junk food, breaking physics, science, stars, space, macaroni art (both making and defiling), black coffee, jokes, puns, word play, bugging family with bad jokes, dancing, ketchup

DISLIKES: exercise, racists, speciests, lattes, pumpkin spice, being woken from a nap

LEVEL: beginner

JUMPING SCOOTERS

SKELETON TYPE: Classic Papyrus

SPIDER TYPE: Maratus volans peacock spider

VENOMOUS: Yes, self esteem

ODDITIES AND TRAITS: Extremely excitable, bounce and jump a lot, sometimes clips through things like a glitchy video game.

LIKES: Dancing, gardening, jumping, being with people, making friends, learning, socializing, being liked, snoozers, fruit

DISLIKES: being feared, mean people, Karens, willful ignorance, constant laziness

LEVEL: beginner

SWAP SPARKLEMUFFIN

SKELETON TYPE: Swap Sans

SPIDER TYPE: Sparklemuffin peacock spiders

VENOMOUS: yes, makes the body produce adrenaline

ODDITIES AND TRAITS: These guys have starry eyes, and always seem sweet and innocent. Don’t let it fool you! They’re mischievous, but in a good way. Bubbly and caring, good for introverts and people with social anxiety. Need glasses for close work.

LIKES: dancing, pranks, showing off, moving, sugar, laughter (all kinds), candy, silly string, youtube, prank videos, creating, bouncing, trampolines, Honeyed Skeletorus

DISLIKES: being still, when people are upset, anger, fish (both as pets and food), mean pranks, pranks gone wrong

LEVEL: beginner

HONEYED SKELETORUS

SKELETON TYPE: Swap Papyrus

SPIDER TYPE: Skeletorus peacock spider

VENOMOUS: yes

ODDITIES AND TRAITS: Will find all honey in a 5 mile radius. Beefriends all bees in the area to gain access to hives. Exhibits ADHD-like symptoms

LIKES: Honey, Swap Sparklemuffins, movies, music, honey, writing, art, creating, watching others create, dancing, science, naps

DISLIKES: tv shows, writers/creator’s block, moving too much (not counting dancing), being shy (he can’t help it sometimes), nonfiction books, pineapple

LEVEL: beginner

BANANARED

SKELETON TYPE: Fell Sans

SPIDER TYPE: Banana spider (combination)

VENOMOUS: Yes, neurotoxin (cramps and seizures and a special effect for males. Small amount of venom can be used to treat cramps and seizures)

ODDITIES AND TRAITS: They look like the golden orb weaver style of banana spider, but behave and have the venom of a brazilian wandering spider (the other kind of banana spider). Can be a jerk, but he’s just bad at expressing himself.

LIKES: cuddling, flirting, terrible pickup lines, flirty puns and jokes, being lazy, socks, chocolate, mustard, science, combos (the pretzel snack) in a bowl mustard for breakfast, Fell Widows, pranks, camels

DISLIKES: mayo, eggs, being considered stupid, veggies, slimy textures

LEVEL: average

FELL WIDOW

SKELETON TYPE: Fell Papyrus

SPIDER TYPE: Red widow

VENOMOUS: yes, hardening (can make someone stronger or make them immobile)

ODDITIES AND TRAITS: Tough outside, gooey insides. Once you make it into their inner circle, you are there forever. Does not like when people mess with his people. supportive.

LIKES: Doing things, being strong, taking care of others, watching his people succeed, watching his people create, Bananareds

DISLIKES: being weak, being helpless, being considered a brute, puns, tasteless jokes

LEVEL: average

DEATHSTALKER NOIR

SKELETON TYPE: Swapfell Sans

SPIDER TYPE: Deathstalker scorpion

VENOMOUS: hell yes, death

ODDITIES AND TRAITS: They do not get adopted, they adopt their people. Little bit tsundere. They will never admit it, but they need glasses for distance. (Do not offer any until you are asked. They will be highly offended.)

LIKES: Mexican food, spicy food, being in charge, strength, intimidating threats, fancy things, well made things, hand crafted things (if a child hands him a macaroni necklace, he will wear it until it breaks.), children

DISLIKES: bland food, fast food, poor quality goods, liars,

LEVEL: good luck

RUSTY EMPEROR

SKELETON TYPE: Swapfell Papyrus

SPIDER TYPE: Emperor scorpion

VENOMOUS: yes, muscle relaxer

ODDITIES AND TRAITS:some have a gold tooth, some a silver, some are both metal, some are both natural. Naturally hype men, and will support their person/people in any way they can. Can control how much venom they administer, good healers. May adopt random animals

LIKES: Sweets, cuddles, when his people are happy, cuddles, Deathstalker Noir, relaxing, animals, cuddling, learning, science

DISLIKES: sour foods, assholes, dicks, mint, having his picture taken, cold

LEVEL: beginner

BLUE AXE HUNTSMAN

SKELETON TYPE: Horrortale Sans

SPIDER TYPE: Giant Huntsman

VENOMOUS: yes, olfactory hallucinations (smell hallucinations)

ODDITIES AND TRAITS: The hole in his head is natural but sensitive. Do not touch. He has trouble speaking or emoting, but he still feels deeply.

LIKES: cuddles, meat, food, hunting, warmth, water, blankets, nests, food, mushrooms, Ogre Faced Sugar

DISLIKES: cold, being ignored, headaches, anything or anyone touching the hole

LEVEL: average

OGRE FACED SUGAR

SKELETON TYPE: Horrortale Papyrus

SPIDER TYPE: Ogre faced spider

VENOMOUS: no

ODDITIES AND TRAITS: These guys have huge eyes, and they have amazing night vision. They will also eat to the point of sick if you don’t monitor intake

LIKES: Yarn crafts like knitting or crocheting, watching others create, creating with someone, gardening, growing food, will eat anything and everything put in front of him, Blue Axe Huntsmen, making gifts, yarn, string, thread, hunting, children, taking care of others

DISLIKES: waste, throwing away food, something going wrong with the garden, yams (he will eat them anyway), when his yarn tangles

LEVEL: average

SYDNEY FUNNEL DRAKE

SKELETON TYPE: Horrorfell Sans

SPIDER TYPE: Sydney funnel web

VENOMOUS: yes, can settle stomach or nauseate

ODDITIES AND TRAITS: Incapable of making sound. The hole in their head is natural. These skiders are often considered dumb, but they are anything but. They just take a long time to process new information, but once they have it, it’s there forever. They need clear boundaries or they can become yandere! AGGRESSIVE WHEN THREATENED OR PERCEIVE A THREAT TO THEIR FAMILY.

LIKES: sweets, cake, Goliath Bird Eating Blades, abdomen scritches, cake, music, puns, bad jokes, cake, meat

DISLIKES: loud noises, aggression, mean people, being ignored, being thought stupid

LEVEL: experienced adopters only!

BIRD EATING BLADE

SKELETON TYPE: Horrorfell Papyrus

SPIDER TYPE: bird eating spider

VENOMOUS: yes, hallucinations

ODDITIES AND TRAITS: Teeth fall out and are replaced like sharks’. Loud, likes baking/cooking, leader. AGGRESSIVE WHEN THREATENED OR PERCEIVE A THREAT TO THEIR FAMILY.

LIKES: Being in charge, underdone food, cooking, baking, eating, Sydney Funnel Drakes, birds, baked goods, providing for others, head scritches

DISLIKES: Rude people, being unable to make things better, threats to his family, overcooked meat

LEVEL: experienced adopters only

SPINY G

SKELETON TYPE: G!Sans

SPIDER TYPE: Spiny orb weaver

VENOMOUS: yes, aphrodisiac (contact)

ODDITIES AND TRAITS: These guys are flirty, almost to an extreme, and artists. They often spin images into their webs. Make sure to have a word with him if there are children around or the images may be nsfw (from rude words to images). The reverse ones will often learn an instrument.

LIKES: flirting, art, music, being around creative people, supporting their people, warmth, soft things, cuddling, spoiling their people

DISLIKES: judgy people, rude people, silence, not being able to create

LEVEL: beginner

BERYL LYNX

SKELETON TYPE: G!Papyrus

SPIDER TYPE: Green Lynx

VENOMOUS: yes, healing

ODDITIES AND TRAITS:Their venom can heal injuries but not illness. It will heal everything except the bite mark. Natural healers, will exhaust themselves to help others, excitable, can be messy when excited about a project, starts lot of projects….not so good at the follow through, DO NOT GIVE CAFFEINE

LIKES: helping, healing, SCIENCE, building, reading, thinking, meditating, learning, fries, chips, books, explosions, coffee (not decaf), tea

DISLIKES: Ignorance, stupidity, grapes, purple, decaf coffee, decaf tea

LEVEL: beginner (unless caffeinated)

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The Greenthumbs!

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Hatsuyume

Info: Hatsuyume loves and is protective of his family and brother Yoru no tori. They have a nurturing nature that compels him to care for and love children. Making him a great assistant for caretakers.

Bitty Type:  Celestial Bird Dream sans

AU+Character: Dream Sans

Animal Type: Celestial bird

Size: 18 in

Personality: possessive, positive, protective, nurturing

Likes: Yoru no tori, any loved ones he bonds with, children, positivity

Dislikes: bullies, people who hurt their families, excessive negativity

Compatibility: “Light Sanses”, Yoru no tori

Feeding Habits:  fruits, nuts,and positivity

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Rainbow Garter

Info:

Rainbow Garter are slightly venomous snakes whose venom only causes itching and irritation of injury site. These colorful snakes tend to collect art supplies due to their artistic nature and hoard them away in their nests.

Bitty Type: Rainbow Garter

AU+Character: Ink Sans

Snake Type: Californian Red-Split Garter

Size: 

1-1.5 Feet Total, 5-7 Inches Standing(Miniature)

22-59 Inches Total,10-12 Inches Standing(FullSize)

Venomous: yes

Personality: Creative and Artistic

Likes: Painting, “Light Sanses”,

Dislikes: Bullies, “Dark Sanses”

Compatibility: “Light Sanses”, Slightly tolerates “Dark Sanses”

Feeding Habits: Due to being an Ink-type they will eat paint. They will eat live prey.

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Welcome to Raini Shoppe! Home to the unicorn centaur skeles! Let’s start with our first three batch, all sanses.

Skyline

Au: Undertale

Magic: Baby Blue

Can change size?: yes, they can be small and big.

Likes: everyone

Dislikes: none

Skylines are the laziest the lazy of all, they enjoy galloping around the field and using their magic to carry stuff since they’re lazy to pick up items. They don’t mind you sitting on them for a ride and as for the children they’ll ask permission to the child’s parents and if they said yes, the child will be able to sit on the centaur and gallop.

Blaze

Au: UnderFell

Magic: Cherry Red

Can change size?: yes.

Likes: Skylines

Dislikes: Bluebirds(too energetic)

Blaze is a red hot fellow, they can get angered easily and often find ways to calm themselves like a stress ball! They enjoy traveling a lot but prefers to stay indoors or in the backyard of their owner’s house or the barnyard.

BlueBird

Au: Underswap

Magic: Lake Blue

Can change size?: yes

Likes: Skyline

Dislike: Blaze

The energetic horse! They go great with children and even small bitties. They love to play around and quite the attention sneaker and absolutely love to play in the lake and rolling around.

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Introducing Soulform bitties!

Inspired by yeo-sin’s Soulfound, Soulform bitties are unlike any bitties offered by the adoption center thus far. They arrive in the shape of small iridescent pearl-shaped eggs, and it is necessary for them to be as close to their adopter’s soul as possible for at least 24 hours for them to be ready to hatch. From there, the egg must be placed in a shallow cup (teacups are preferred) of your favorite drink so that the shell will absorb the liquid and soften enough for the Soulform bitty to hatch. Please note that this will not harm the Soulform inside, regardless of whether they may hatch into a fire elemental.  While immersed in the liquid, the egg will change color to reflect the color of their adopter’s soul - this is a sign that hatching will occur anywhere from in a few minutes to an hour.

Soulform bitties often possess the same dominant soul trait or traits that their owner has, and their forms are not limited to one type. They often differ across owners, with no two bitties being the same - they may range from skeletons to fish to reptiles to bears to dogs to lizards, robots, ghosts, sheep, spiders, and even a combination of two or three different monster species. Some have even been noted to take on a partially human form, though their soul will always undeniably resemble a monster soul. Regardless of what form they take, they are always the perfect companion for their adopter.

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Undertale Toriel Satyr

Toriel =

Name: Orchid

Species: Barbari goat

Size: 1.8 - 3.5 feet tall(fullsize) 6-9 inches tall(mini) 7.10 - 11 feet tall(bara)

Personality:  caring, motherly, calm,

Likes: puns, reading, learning, baking, cooking,

Dislikes: aggressive bitties/people,  being alone,

Compatibility: they do well in houses with kids or kid like bitties/people,

Feeding habits: Satyrs mainly are herbivores, Orchids like to cook for their house mates,

Additional info: Orchids don’t mind any kind of terrain in their play areas,

Difficulty: begainer

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Undertale Asgore Satyr

Asgore =

Name: Sunflower

Species: British Alpine goat

Size: 2-3.8 feet tall(fullsize) 7-10 inches tall(mini) 8 - 12 feet tall

Personality: caring, fatherly, calm,

Likes: gardening, tea, pie, kids, pets, games,

Dislikes: being alone, aggressive bitties/people,

Compatibility: they do well in large houses with many other bitties and/or people, they do great in houses with kids or kid like bitties/people,

Feeding habits: Satyrs mainly are herbivores, Sunflowers like pies,

Additional info: Sunflowers like to garden,

Difficulty: begainer

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Undertale Undyne Satyr

Undyne =

Name: Iris

Species: Hebridean sheep

Size: 1 - 3.4 feet tall(fullsize) 6-7 inches tall(mini) 7 - 10 feet tall(bara)

Personality:  loyal, protective, passionate,

Likes: mentoring others in what they are passionate in,

Dislikes: aggressive bitties/people, untruthful bitties/people, games, play fighting,

Compatibility: they do well in an active house, they like to be the protectors of the herd, they can be a bit rough when play fighting,

Feeding habits: Satyrs mainly are herbivores, Irises have sharper teeth and can eat meat, they like crunchy vegetables,

Additional info: Irises like a lot of sand in their play areas, they also like mud,

Difficulty: begainer - basic

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Underfell Gaster Lamia

Gaster =

Name: Taipan

Species: Costal Taipan

Size: 12-58 feet total, 3-4.8 feet standing(fullsize) 12-58 inches total, 3-12 inches standing (mini) 15 - 60 feet total, 7 - 9.5 feet standing(bara)

Venom: yes

Personality: Fierce, territorial,  

Likes: Having his own space, being the protector of the house, “killing” his toys, meat, swimming, being near large bodies of water,

Dislikes: aggressive people/bitties, strictly vegan diets,

Compatibility: likes bitties and that are calm,

they are good for people that don’t like/get triggered by loud noises,

they are also good for people that like to hunt,

this lamia actually has  to have more meat in there diet then most, so they don’t fair well with vegans at all,

they like swimming but they don’t need it,

but the smell of water, fresh or salt, does make them feel more comfortable when getting used to a new place,

they also get along well with meat farmers,

Feeding habits: Also likes to hunt for the group, and also gets very happy if you cook what he brings in, not much of a cooker so they prefer people or bitties to cook for them,

Additional info: they get along well with Titano’s sence they both like to hunt in groups, and Titano’s can cook what they both bring in if their owner doesn’t like to clean whatever they have brought in, and will gladly help around the kitchen if you or another bitty is cooking,

Difficulty: basic - intermediate

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Underfell Papyrus Lamia

Papyrus =

Name: Titano

Species: Titanoboa

Size: 12-58 feet total, 3-6 feet standing(fullsize) 20 -60 inches total, 8-15 inches standing(mini) 15 - 60 feet total, 8 - 10.5 feet standing(bara)

Venom: no

Personality:  loyal, territorial, protective

Likes: big spaces, being the protector of the house, kids and animals, puzzles,

Dislikes: bullies, people who threaten those they care about, rudeness,  bad food,

Compatibility: likes bitties and people that let them be their protectors or helps with protecting the house,

will not tolerate bullies or aggressive people/bitties,

also good for hunters, or people that likes to cook meat, most not good for vegans at all, but there are some exceptions,

They will eat veggies and fruit but still like want to eat meat,

not a good fit for people with small houses, but if you have a big(ish) yard a Titano on the smaller end might work for you,

Feeding habits:  likes people or other bitties to cook for, would be absolutely ecstatic if you would cook what he has brought in,

Additional info: despite the fact that they are very territorial, they get along well with other Titano’s, make sure to have plenty of toys that wont break easy, they get bored pretty easy, they likes anything shiny and anything soft, they like to hoard and nest,

Difficulty: basic - intermediate

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Horrorswap Papyrus Lamia

Papyrus =

Name: Boa constrictor

Species: boa constrictor

Size: 16-55 feet total, 4-5.5 feet standing (fullsize) 14 -  inches total, 9-15 inches standing (mini) 20 - 60 feet total, 6.10 - 9.10 feet standing (bara)

Venom: no

Personality:  laidback, helpful, loyal,

Likes: tv, naps, games, food,

Dislikes: being ignored or excluded, being bored, aggressive bitties/people,

Compatibility: they do well in a lazy house and will help out around the house when they can,

they don’t do well in an aggressive house at all and will lash out when they feel that they or their owner or threatened,

they do well in lazy houses as they will help clean and cook,

they do ok in an active house but might hide if the active bitties try to make him participate in something he doesn’t want to do,

they like to nest in the common room or in the room their owner spends most of their time in if that is an option,  

Feeding habits: like the other horrors, they arnt picky and will eat anything,

Additional info: they aren’t as tree-centric as a Tree python but will often take naps in trees if they hold their weight,

they like hobbies that they can stay in one place while doing it,

they enjoy family nights like game nights and movie nights like other lamias,  

Difficulty: basic

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Horrortale Papyrus Lamia

Papyrus =

Name: Titathon

Species: Titanoboa and reticulated python

Size: 13-50 feet total, 3-5.10 feet standing (fullsize) 15 - 42 inches total, 8-14 inches standing (mini) 20 - 58 feet total, 7-11.5 feet standing(bara)

Venom: no

Personality:  shy, caring, loyal

Likes: Being apart of the family, doing things with their friends and family, good food, soft things

Dislikes: rude or aggressive bitties/people, being excluded or ignored, small spaces,

Compatibility: Titathons get along well with many kinds of people/bitties and often will pick op the hobbies/preferences at their family/housemates,

they get along best with large family’s, seeing as at least someone will have time to spend with them,

they don’t like feeling like a burden and having to seek out attention a lot of the time will lead to them feeling like that,

they can live off (and be perfectly healthy) on a vegan diet,

Feeding habits: While they apricate good food, but they will eat almost anything,

they prefer to do the cooking due to their caring nature, and will quickly figure out what you like and will avoid what you don’t like or are allergic to as if it were the plague,

Additional info: Due to their caring nature they prefer to be the caretaker of the house/territory,

they will keep tabs on your sleep schedule as well as any other schedule you may have,

they like structure but can get used to not having it, it will just take awhile,

Difficulty: basic - advanced

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Inktale Sans

Sans =

Name: Easter

Species: Easter corn snake (Eastern corn)

Size: 8.5 - 26 feet total, 2.5 - 4.10 feet standing (fullsize) 12 - 28 inches total, 3 - 9 inches standing (mini) 10 - 30 feet total, 6 - 8 feet standing(bara)

Venom: no

Personality: creative, playful, and friendly

Likes: doing anything artistic, watching/reading anything around art, art, having an art related hobby room

Dislikes: overly destructive bitties/people, mean/rude/aggressive bitties/people, being in a non creative house/space

Compatibility: they like art, making things is what they like to do,

they love to watch shows like bob ross and will paint while watching the show,

they don’t get along well with bitties or people that destroy the things they make, unless its made to be destroyed like some households

they do well with owners that art artists of any kind, even architects are a good match,

They mainly paint but some like other art forms,

Feeding habits: they will eat almost anything and can happily live off a vegan diet,

Additional info: some Easters and destructive bitties get along well, as long as the other bitty isnt to destructive and will only destroy/knock over their own things or things the Easter made for them, they get along great, they enjoy making things for and with those they care about,

Difficulty: beginner - intermedeate

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Horrortale Sans Lamia

Sans =

Name: Black Mamba

Species: black mamba

Size: 6-48 feet total, 2.5-4.5 feet standing (fullsize) 12 - 30 inches total, 6 - 10 inches standing (mini) 18 - 50 feet total, 6-9 feet standing(bara)

Venom: yes

Personality: lazy, helpful, calm, loyal,

Likes: naps, family time, good food, naps,

Dislikes: being excluded or ignored, rude or aggressive bitties/people

Compatibility: they do well in a lazy house as they will help with cleaning and chores,

they dont need a massive place to play and prefer to play games where they can stay in one place,

they tend to do whatever hobby their owner has but can pick up others if their owner lets and encourages them to,

Feeding habits: they will eat anything they can get in their mouth,

Additional info: they like to make one or two nests and have them in the most frequented room by their owner,

Difficulty: basic - intermedeate