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We’re officially living in a Parks and Rec episode.
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Hello, I come from the forests, ask me anything
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me: i am so stupid… genuinely illiterate. i am the dumbest bitch alive
someone: you’re stupid
me: Einstein Wants What I Have
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Apparently at conservative birthday parties the host eats all the cake and the guests fight over the crumbs that trickle down.
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