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why don't they make dumb tvs anymore???

i don't want a smart tv with alexa voice remote??? that's literally just a data-farming, ad-delivering machine. fuck that. i literally just want a regular ass tv without any bells and whistles but apparently that doesn't fucking exist anymore. what the fuck.

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arguing against ai is always like. im not sure how to explain to you. that you need to think for yourself with your own thoughts. . maybe this would be easier to understand if idk, you were practiced in thinking for yourself

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every morning i wake up and make the worst possible time management decisions anyone has ever made

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i love when fantasy novels are about 35 year olds…why is everyone in books 20 or 16 all the time

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BETTY & VERONICA RIVERDALE | 7.12 "After The Fall"

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Your dashboard at 3 am:

Mutual 1: actively going through a crisis

Mutual 2: fuuuuuck I work in the morning. Might kill myself

Mutuals 3-5: [several reblogs of beautiful scantily clad women]

Mutual 6: just had the best tiramisu of my life 🥰

Mutual 7: I love being unemployed

Mutual 8: I need to be railed rn

Mutuals 9-12: [impressive and well articulated marxist essays]

Mutual 13: I'm in the woods popping pills again.

Mutual 14: something about my laptop fans got me acting unwise

Mutual 15: [posting about the riddler again.]

Mutual 16: there's something wet and scary out there

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It is happening again

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hiiiiii lil freak who just followed me tonight!!! dm me something weird and awful about yourself!!!

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don’t let my shyness fool you, i’m also a bitch

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NEVER LET YOURSELF BE STOPPED BY WHAT IT WOULD HAVE BEEN LIKE IF YOU STARTED EARLIER!!!!! THE ONLY TIME WE HAVE IS NOW

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just remembered i had a friend in salt lake who worked in a hotel where they hung up pictures of the tin man to discourage people from having sex

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Wikipedia is lost to our friends across the waters.

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" The fact is, maybe he’s not some sort of devil or Jesus character.Maybe he's just a guy trying to do the right thing." Batman v Superman : Dawn of Justice ‧ 2016

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Like Mama… (1977)

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HENRY CAVILL as CLARK KENT BATMAN v SUPERMAN: DAWN OF JUSTICE

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