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The offical verse secret project is looking for a NEW member!

We have ONE spot open and are only accepting applications today!

https://surveyheart.com/form/685064e69c4e9a63c23e8081

(Fellow officals, please reblog so more people see the post)

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And more!

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Any opinions on onions, heaven's corporate?

Very good

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It better not have been mine

I fucked your wife, sorry

🥺

👉👈

🦶🦶

I don't have a wife

Who's wife did you fuck?!

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you need to be -offical to be part of the officalverse

Oki

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Like twenty minutes so it can go through our system

We except extra terrestrials if they fill out form æ77742

i've got some questions.

can an instinct be evil?

what is the definition of a being that can commit a sin?

Uh

Yuh

And

Humans + Chihuahuas

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i've got some questions.

can an instinct be evil?

what is the definition of a being that can commit a sin?

Uh

Yuh

And

Humans + Chihuahuas

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Yea that works

Husband

What's the child's name?

Um...

It's a girl this time...

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Husband

What's the child's name?

Um...

It's a girl this time...

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I think I'm the only guy in heaven and I'm trans

Hey Satan, why are all the heavenly and hellish deities she/her. What did you do with the dudes ??

We killed all the men 🤭

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AHHHH

Oh you want hoes? Here

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WHAT

Satan you deserve a badge just for being satan

I have the teeth badge and that's it :(

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You insulted MY WIFE–

Satan you deserve a badge just for being satan

I have the teeth badge and that's it :(

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Why would you say that? 😭

Satan you deserve a badge just for being satan

I have the teeth badge and that's it :(

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hewwo, what are ur opinions on toxic christians?

KBai.

They don't belong in heaven.

(mod is a trans gay guy)

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HAPPY PRIDE MONTH EVERYONE!!!

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Pride 2025

These Colors Don't Run!

this Pride remember your roots, fight the fuck back, remember your allies and friends and don't get distracted.

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Yay

How do corporates reproduce?

Corporates also known as corps are beings on Tumblr that exist solely for comedic purposes.

There are four different corporates in the current sphere, along with one on the way.

This is the family tree.

Now the question is, how do corporates reproduce? We believe that it may be asexually.

Seeing as corporates start as beings devoid of shape and form and must craft a persona with their own devices it is safe to conclude that corporates have no reproductive organs and therefore cannot participate in intercourse for reproduction.

This leads to the suspicion that corporates reproduce asexually, in a way similar to mitosis. This appears to be a painless process, according to the only known mother of a corporate child, @hells-corprate-officail

The term appears to be approximately two weeks, though we only have one case of a corporate pregnancy.

In conclusion: corporates reproduce asexually, they have no reproductive organs, and the average term for a corporate pregnancy is two weeks.

A research essay created by @lord-of-those-who-follow and @justa-opossum .