im not defending myself against a vampire. suck away gorgeous
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gif makers use the same footage for a gif but they all come out completely different. it shows how everyone’s views on things are different and i think that’s beautiful. shout out to all the gif makers and their beautiful creative minds and their wonderful talents 💗
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online communities are so strange because people slip away so easily. you can be on here for years, folding people you've never met into the fabric of your daily life, and then they disappear, leaving only ghost posts scattered across tumblr behind. or their blog stays dormant, for weeks, months, years, until you're only still following them because you remember that they love sunflowers or they were kind to you when they didn't have to be or the last thing they posted was sad and raw and you still worry about them sometimes.
and sometimes they come back when you least expect it, years later, even, and there's this sudden rush of relief like there you are, there you are, even though you barely knew each other.
there's a strange kind of love to it. i don't know you and i want to hold your hand across miles and time zones and oceans. i can still see the imprint of you in this community you left. you don't anyone will notice or care when you're gone, but we notice and we care and we wish you well.
i hope you're all okay out there. i hope the sun is shining on your face and you are breathing deeply. i miss you.
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Smooth talker Tommy Kinard
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obvs acab but the scottish police force have the chance to do the funniest thing right now
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girl they’re gonna have this man’s phone locked up before end of day tomorrow
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good luck, babe
1 200 words | buck/tommy + jealous eddie | outsider pov dinner date in twitter format
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my wife wants me to tell you all that his girlfriend is wearing an extremely booby top that he doesn't seem to have noticed whatsoever
mel 💞🛠️⛳️
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NOOOO she just knocked the salt shaker into his lap on purpose and went “hihihi OOPS” girl we've all been there free yourself and your magnificent breasts
sometimes, when you've had a bad week, all you want is a romantic evening out with your wife over terrible pizza, and what you get instead is some kind of intricate gay ritual happening two tables away from you.
read on ao3!
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there's no greater betrayal than finally starting to read a book you've had sitting for months on your shelf or your desk or your nightstand and then finding out it's bad. like. i gave you a fucking home.
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everyone make sure to set out cheese & crackers for neil tonight <3
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Reblog to let your followers know that despite your current obsession your previous obsessions still exist and are simply lying dormant until they awaken and strike again
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it's a rewatching movies where the protagonist dies just to feel something kind of night
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Sorry for being incapable of answering a question without like 900 "It dependssss" prefaces. Unfortunately too many things depend on too many things
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