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(person who learned from childhood to make themself as small and unimportant as possible to avoid being a burden) yeah its okay we dont have to do my thing if you dont want i dont mind
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(person who learned from childhood to make themself as small and unimportant as possible to avoid being a burden) yeah its okay we dont have to do my thing if you dont want i dont mind
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a wisdom hit me while i was in the shower
#zoro will think sanji transitioned twice and will make it into a competition#somehow. it works for him#zosan#one piece
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I don't know much abt yoga but hope it counts at least in some way lmao
I imagine this as their first training together after the time skip. Sanji-deficit for the past two years is catching up with Zoro now that he finally has him again (✿◡‿◡)
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they mean the whole world to me
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summer is coming ☀️
#i get it samji. i uhhh i get it yeah im#uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh#one piece#roronoa zoro#i would lick this post if i could#AAA THE PARASITE WROTE THAT#i am normal abt zoro i am. normal abt zoor
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FUCK. honestly just FUCK. We missed a very important day yesterday.
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dominant things you can say during sex
i didnt hear what you said
hold on i need to blow my nose
wow
i feel kind of nauseous
is this anything
i don't know
this kind of reminds me of that one song
we can probably ignore that noise if you want to
why is my sock wet
it smells bad in here
that was weird
where are my glasses
ow
this is normal
sorry
just 2 chill people chilling
this is cool
can you say that again
are we good
youre actually naked
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americans pleeease. please kill elon musk 🙏🙏🥺😔😩🙏 americans! please. Please !!! kill elon musk. don't you remember gun.. ? bang bang ? your favorite game..? Americans... please. 😔🙏 have you forgotten your local deity, captain america: kill nazis??? americans !! I know you can do it 🥺🙏 please americans..
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i havent shaved my legs in a really long time and while i was babysitting my skirt edged up a bit and the seven year old i was watching said “ew you should shave that hairs not supposed to be there” and i said “well if its not supposed to be there then why does it grow there?” and he was really silent for a long time and then finally said “lets watch sonic the hedgehog”
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POSITIVE AFFIRMATIONS: i am not a creep. i am not a weirdo. i do know what the hell i’m doing here. i do belong here
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