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I love her, I’m gonna see if I can draw Sabo next because I am a heavy Sabo + Ace enjoyer

Ignore the lack of belt, i forgot it and then just didn’t want to draw it + the design is mostly based on the sim I made of her + this is my first time drawing any version of Ace ever so :)

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oh shit, for real?

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Realized I never posted these drawings of buggy (drew these awhile ago)

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straw hats saying Bad Words ranking

- luffy: doesn't really swear in general. if the situation's calling for it it's still 50/50 on whether he'll say fuck. chances are higher if he's mad and he feels like the other person isn't understanding the extent of his anger. 2/10

- zoro: surprisingly does not swear that much despite his time with johnny and yosaku. will definitely say it when the situation calls for it but prefers to fight with his swords rather than cursing the opponent out bc he thinks it's a waste of breath. prefers calling sanji stupid nicknames and physically fighting instead of cussing him out, which makes sanji even more mad. 5/10

- nami: swears so much when she's with her crew bc of her childhood (pirates + belle-mère was an ex-marine and definitely was not holding back on the swears) but does a 180 when talking to strangers in order to seem more "ladylike" (easier to charm/steal/bargain). 11/10

- usopp: normal civilian amount. generally a polite guy bc he doesn't want to unnecessarily anger ppl but he will be swearing when the situation calls for it. he also likes to save his cursing for comedic moments and he's very good at it. 4/10

- sanji: most of his childhood that he cherishes was on a pirate ship AND a restaurant kitchen. he knows more swears than the rest of the first 5 crewmates combined. thankfully 99% of his ire is aimed at zoro (and sometimes luffy) who has completely tuned it out after the first few "wtf are you saying. you could make a dialect out of this" moments. 1000/10

- chopper: he definitely knows swear words but doesn't say it unless the situation really really demands it. and due to its rarity of him saying a Bad Word it's inadvertently very funny. gets more comfortable w swearing after timeskip (teenager moment). 3/10 → 5/10

- vivi: very polite and diplomatic due to her upbringing but she definitely knows a lot due to playing with the sand-sand clan. basically like chopper minus the humour. it's not funny when vivi swears bc it means some shit is going down. memorably cussed the fuck out of crocodile in rainbase and it was top 10 epic anime moments of all time. 2/10

- nico robin: very very rarely but she always makes it count. 1/10

- franky: grew up with shipwrights and labourers and then was a gang boss. doesn't curse as much after joining straw hats and is generally much more positive. does swear up a storm in combat. 9/10 → 4/10 (12/10 when he was peak annoying teenager or in a stressful fight)

- brook: regular pirate amount (ie a lot) before he died and joined the straw hats and was to their surprise very gentlemanly. does swear when situation calls for it. 8/10 → 3/10

- jinbei: regular pirate amount with his own crew but a lot less with the straw hats bc his captain doesn't really swear. he reverts back to it in heated combat and it's actually very scary to witness. 8/10 → 2/10 (10/10 in combat)

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“Run!” I cried, cryingly! “It’s Geoff the Killer!”

“That’s right,” The pale freak snarled, brandishing the Knife, “And I’m going to— wait did you just spell my name ‘Geoff’ what the hell is wrong with you”

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i dont care if mondays rife,tuesday qednesday full of strife, thursday fuck my baka life, its friday im in sucks

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cross guild.

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'he would not fucking say that' maybe he would if he knew he was starring in his very own porn fic for the sole purpose of delighting some freaks on archive of our own dot org. maybe he'd play it up for the cameras. ever consider that

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I love my blorbo so much I need him covered in blood and beaten within an inch of his life

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you’re god damn right there isn’t

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I was just…taking a break from coloring stuff last night and doodled this up. It was gonna stay a doodle, but I’m thinking I’m gonna color this up as a super special birthday present to myself h uh uhU

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the neurodivergent experience:

20% of the time: wowwieee!!! i love my passions and interests!!!!! they make me so happy i want to jump up and down!!!!! weee!!!!!!! :3333333333

80% of the time: this mind is a prison

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i love how everyone on this website is kind of pathetic it brings such a sense of understanding and community

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puppy play but halfway thru i suddenly start barking and run off into the woods faster than u can keep up with. u quickly lose sight of me. u call out my name and whistle to no response. u walk slowly in hopes of hearing where i may be but its dead quite. my barking stopped some distance away. it was getting dark when i ran off but now its pitch black. against ur better judgment u leave in hopes that ill come back of my own accord. 3 days later uve given up hope. ur printing out lost dog posters when u hear scratching at the door. u open it to see me. u lunge forward and hug me so excited i came back. immediately upon being back u feel like somethings off. i look and sound just like me. but i walk around the house like i hadnt been there. i refuse to eat anything even treats. and when u look at me u get the sinking feeling these are different eyes staring back at u. almost as if theyre seeing more than usual. u initially write it off as just being due to stress of being in the woods alone for a few days. but one day in the middle of the night u hear a scratching. u think its me but im asleep on the floor by ur bed. u walk out into the hallway. u follow the noise to the front door. under the sound of scratching is whining. my whining. u swing open the door to a barrage of licks and headbutts. the joy u get from seeing me immediately sinks into a gutteral fear as u realize the dog that came back. the dog uve spent a week sleeping next to. was not me. but some kind of imitation. i start snarling. then whimpering. u dont need to turn around to know what was standing behind u. u pick me up and run as fast as u can. stomping footsteps way too close behind u. and then. nothing. u turn around just in time to see the thing that was once imitating ur dog lurch into the woods. it lets out one final bark in my voice. then disappears into the trees. and then we like. have sex or something