‘ will you carry me? ’
❝ WHAT ? YOU DON'T HONESTLY EXPECT --------------- ❞ eggsy cuts himself off with a sigh , half --- defeated & half --- annoyed . sometimes , it seems like she’s trying to be a perpetual thorn in his side . . . but there are moments where , despite everything , she’ll do or say something so heartfelt & genuine that he doesn’t even know how to react . yeah , poppy’s one big contradiction , sending him mixed signals whenever they interact . he figures he might as well return the favor . ❝ . . . alright . come on . ❞
SHE’S PICKED UP BRIDAL STYLE , & he tries to make sure she gets some semblance of comfort in his arms . she’s a little heavier than he thought she’d be , but eggsy doesn’t seem to be having any problems . they move on like that in silence for a couple seconds . ❝ you owe me one . ❞ never mind , he ruined it .
@femmetale + illness / injury . *
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POPPY . *
she’s got a bad habit of appearing where she shouldn’t be with an exceedingly smug aura of oh, sure, i belong here — eggsy’s hotel room just happens to be one of them. his back faces her as seems to materialize behind him, lounging comfortably on the sofa with a diet coke in hand. he’s changing, but she’s certainly not blushing about it. rather, she grins ( maliciously? genuinely ? playfully ? who knows ! ) .
❝ you been avoidin’ me, egghead ? ❞
❝ JESUS FUCKIN’ CHRIST --------------- ❞ HE SWEARS , dropping his shirt on the beige carpet because pivoting to face his uninvited guest seems like a more important course of action , at the moment . at first , he’s visibly ready to kill her , a certain look in his eyes suggesting he’s calculating exactly how many ways he can get that done . it’s soon replaced with a flash of recognition , then practiced blankness , because eggsy doesn’t wish to be read .
POPPY . IT’S ALWAYS FUCKING POPPY . should he even be surprised ? probably not , no . how long was she sitting there ? how’d she get in ? the agent knows he’ll never get answers , & it’s infuriating . that anger still shines through his tone , which he’s trying to keep even , as he bites : ❝ avoiding you ? i wish i could . you always know exactly where i am ! ❞ eggsy seems even more flustered than usual --------------- no doubt it’s because she caught him mid --- change , in his hotel room . ❝ you’ll get me killed one day , you know that ? what could you possibly want ? ❞
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HE DOESN’T LIKE LONG SILENCES . they’re too easy to fill with shit he doesn’t actually wanna say --------------- not consciously , that is --------------- & then what ? it’s not that he can’t keep his mouth shut , especially not when it matters . he’s a spy , for christ’s sake , so that’s sort of part of the job description . just doesn’t have much of a filter . ( that’s the excuse eggsy’s always given himself , at least . )
❝ SORRY I DIDN’T LISTEN TO you back there . about whiskey , i mean . ❞ see , there’s something he honestly would’ve preferred to leave untouched . brought it up anyway , though . maybe harry hadn’t heard him . that’d be nice .
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HE’S TRYING TO APOLOGIZE , BUT there’s a huge grin spread across his face . had he possessed a specific reason for jumping out & scaring her , as if he’s only ten ? not at all , no --------------- that’s why he is legitimately sorry . it was just funny , is all . maybe he really is ten .
❝ LOOK , I SAID I’M SORRY . what else do you want ? ❞ still , eggsy doesn’t sound very serious about it . ❝ what if i let you punch me ? will you forgive me then ? ❞
@swedishxprincess + liked . *
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HE RUBS HIS EYES AT first , because there’s no way he’s seeing this right . his vision doesn’t change , though , & she’s still there --------------- poppy santos herself , standing out like she always does among this crowd of anarchists & terrorists . ( not that she could be unaware , because it was an invitation only event . ) if his outward visage is any indication , however , he hardly noticed her at all . neither of them could afford a thing like that . especially not eggsy , though .
HE’S GRABBING HER ARM & PULLING her around the corner , so they’re briefly hidden from the people socializing all over this place . ❝ how’d you get here ? ❞
@femmetale + liked . *
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TILDE . *
“I suck..” She said, going over to get a sip of water. “You don’t need to lie to me.. I have enough people in my life who do that..” She shock her head and looked at him with curious eyes. How did he do it? How did he fight so elegantly, and fearlessly.
“Again. I’m not stopping until I got it” She said, putting down her bottle and moving back over to try once again, making sure not to arch her back as she uses every muscle of her being to get out of his grip.
EGGSY MIGHT NOT EXACTLY HAVE teaching experience , but he knows she’s a good student ; anyone who’s willing to try one thing over & over like this just has to be . that’s good . ❝ if you say so . ❞ she certainly doesn’t suck , but if she doesn’t want unearned praise , then he won’t deliver it .
SHE DOES WHAT HE SAID , & her technique could use some work , but she doesn’t do a half --- bad job . after about half a minute , she sort of loosens his grip , but he has time to step away before she knocks him down . ❝ try it fastah . in a real fight , you ain’t gonna get enough time to do alla that . ❞
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❝ you don’t need to be afraid unless you’re afraid of scissors. ❞
❝ IT AIN’T THE SCISSORS I’M worried about --------------- ❞ he begins to explain , then cuts himself off & shoots her a look that must be of disapproval . more so than fear , at least . finally , eggsy sighs in defeat . how much harm can one girl inflict ? ❝ fine . you can do wha’evah you’d like . ❞
@femmetale + korg . *
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rests her chin 'pon his shoulder in search of attention. " --- whatcha doin'? "
IF SHE DIDN’T DO THIS constantly , maybe he’d be okay with it . or , at the very least , he’d be able to shrug her off & just answer her without a hitch . eggsy likes to think of himself as the charismatic type ————— really , he does . but when it comes to poppy ? that girl honestly broke his last nerve quite a while ago .
HE’S INSTANTLY ANNOYED . SEEMS LIKE he’s staying that way , suddenly grumpy for what she probably considers no reason . why is her entertainment above all else ? ( what a hypocrite . ) ❝ nothin’ . ❞ lid of his laptop is slammed shut to accent the word , in a way that's nearly suspicious . ❝ poppy . ’aven’t you got anyone else to bothah ? ❞
@femmetale + unprompted .
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* illness and injury starters
‘ my head hurts. ’
‘ you’ve been asleep for two days. ’
‘ i think it’s broken. ’
‘ don’t mess with your iv. ’
‘ will you carry me? ’
‘ shh, it’s okay. get everything out. ’
‘ someone needs a nap. ’
‘ i threw up. ’
‘ it’s just a scratch. ’
‘ hey, accidents happen. ’
‘ you’ll feel better after your bath. ’
‘ i’m just glad to have you home safe. ’
‘ you ate too fast. i told you to take it easy. ’
‘ here’s some ice. ’
‘ i’ll come check on you in a little while. ’
‘ stay in bed. ’
‘ could you rub my back? ’
‘ i’m not even that tired. ’
‘ you need stitches. ’
‘ i brought you another blanket. ’
‘ let’s clean up those cuts and get you to bed. ’
‘ i think you caught some kind of flu. ’
‘ how many fingers am i holding up? ’
‘ i’m a little dizzy. ’
‘ congratulations. you have pneumonia. ’
‘ time for your medicine. ’
‘ i’m going to set your shoulder on the count of three. one, two, three – ’
‘ better take a look at that burn. ’
‘ you have to stay awake. can you do that for me? ’
‘ i found the tissues. ’
‘ that was a bad fall. need any help? ’
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❝ NOT BAD , ❞ IS WHAT HE tells her , but his real message is clear --------------- should be better . shame the princess isn’t paying him to be a dick . not even sounding close to out of breath , he goes on , ❝ don’t arch your back towards me , you’ll fall when you try to turn . again ? ❞ eggsy doesn’t really want to move on ; not until she manages to push him to the floor .
@swedishxprincess . *
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HE’S JUST ANOTHER BOY WHO’S lost his father , in a world filled to the brim with tragedy --------------- unsure where his mother is at the moment , as well , but that’s purely because people hardly ever tell him anything at all . ( it’s because he’s little , but he’s still smart ! eggsy’s never liked his ‘ kid ’ status very much . ) too young to be left completely on his own , he finds himself in the company of mr . hart --------------- that’s what he’s supposed to call the man , he’s told , but he’s certainly too young to appreciate any such thing as formality .
SO HE’LL NEVER MENTION HOW he aches . couldn’t put it into words even if he so desired . intelligent , definitely , but how old do you have to be to understand loss ? ( far older than gary unwin . ) instead , he decides to directly defy the rulings of his mum & ask , in a small & neigh --- underdeveloped voice that’s sure to change by a mile once he’s older , in its tone as well as in the minor fluxes of his accent , ❝ can i call yew ’arry ? ❞
@snobrogues . *
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❝ not really useful unless you’re fighting off three vampires that were huddled together. ❞
❝ wanna use a big wooden fork? ❞
❝ piss off, ghost! ❞
❝ disgusting slobs! ❞
❝ yuck, there’s still blood & hair all over this! ❞
❝ just a little rock, paper, scissors humour for you there. ❞
❝ you rode the [ hammer ] ? ❞
❝ oh my god, the [ hammer ] pulled you off? ❞
❝ it sounds like you had a special & intimate relationship with this [ hammer ]. ❞
❝ it sounds like losing it was almost comparable to losing a loved one. ❞
❝ he’s freaking gone! ❞
❝ see ya later, new doug! ❞
❝ take it easy, man. ❞
❝ i tried to start a revolution. ❞
❝ i didn’t print enough pamphlets, so hardly anyone showed up. ❞
❝ bit of a promotional disaster, that one. ❞
❝ the only thing that makes sense is that nothing makes sense. ❞
❝ she’s strong, & she drinks a lot. ❞
❝ gotta watch out for those [ asgardians ], man. ❞
❝ who’s asking? i know you’re asking, but is anyone else asking, or just you? ❞
❝ we’re gonna get out of here on that [ big space ship ], wanna come? ❞
❝ what was the question again, bruv? ❞
❝ yeah no, this whole thing’s a circle. but not a real circle, more like a freaky circle. ❞
❝ you’re not gonna face him, are you? ❞
❝ thunder! thunder! ❞
❝ another day, another doug. ❞
❝ you don’t need to be afraid unless you’re afraid of scissors. ❞
❝ i’m actually organizing another revolution, d’you reckon you’d be interested? ❞
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GOTTA SAVE THE WORLD .
penned by milo . highly selective + private .
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