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level 32 bed bath and beyond employee just banished me to the fucking beyond

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been playing red dead muchly as of late & growing fond of horses so a little study to practice...

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ugh. forget everything i’ve ever said. unless you thought it was smart or funny in which case remember it forever

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it’s 70° here and i’m feeling left out of heatwave posting. can we post about it being nice out but a little cloudy with a bit of a breeze maybe

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Shut your up.

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just found out in medieval france, having a lion on your coat of arms was so prevalent that there was literally a colloquial proverb to clown on knights for being basic and not having a real coat of arms. the hate game was so strong back then. imagine medieval hate anons

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commission for anonymous!

(commissions closing soon!)

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"fruit has sugar" warning post reminds me of my coworker who told me to make sure I don't get "addicted to fruit". yeah i'm also addicted to a nice walk on the beach

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what the fuck

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my five beautiful mysterious daughters. I don't know who you are and I'm kind of scared to find out

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"these researchers published a paper on something that literally any of us could have told you 🙄" ok well my supervisors wont let me write something in my thesis unless I can back it up with a citation so maybe it's a good thing that they're amplifying your voice to the scientific community in a way that prevents people from writing off your experiences as annecdotal evidence

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A Chinese Water Deer taking a swim with her fawn 

Photograph by  Hans Watson

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my discourse-generating opinion of the night: Dick Grayson was a fantastic Batman and principally hated wearing the cowl because he did not want to be Batman in a world where that meant his dad was dead, not because he was or is opposed to the concept of being Batman entirely. In a world where Bruce is still alive, he WOULD be fine with being Batman and canonically WAS fine with it

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fellow losers first day fuckups

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PRIDE AND PREJUDICE 2005 | dir. Joe Wright

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Happy pride month to my dad. When I came out as bi to him, this man googled what it ment, look at me and said "ohh. Yeah. You get that from me. You'd have far more siblings of I only shaged women." And went right back to his work emails.