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wrong account oops

credit to 小红书 ID：519023732

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Hiya!

Im new to tumblr, so excuse me if i dont know the ettiequte lol.

Im a makeup and skincare blog that plans to post both my tips/tricks/work and also that of others!

I’ll credit the creators to the best of my ability!

Thank you for having me!

my insta: https://www.instagram.com/heckyesblog?igsh=ZGxpcTVoanc5eXdt&utm_source=qr

my youtube: https://youtube.com/@heckyesblog?feature=shared

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credit to 小红书ID:Wmiix

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credit to 小红书ID:Wmiix

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yes this is going on the main blog

i’m seeing a lot of people reblogging suicide hotlines and this is just a reminder that this is a suicide help line that works like a text-based instant messenger for people who may need to talk to someone but have trouble/are uncomfortable making phone calls

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credit to https://instagram.com/has_nailstudio?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

small language barrier but we got it!! ٩(^‿^)۶

https://instagram.com/has_nailstudio?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

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would you guys like a mascara/mascara brand review?

i have many opinions

If you want to know where a specific one falls on the list mention it in the replies!!

if ive tried it ill rank it, if not ill use other data ╰(*´︶`*)╯♡

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from https://instagram.com/rosiechalle?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

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ig : jellybean_xxdd

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friendly reminder that any real updates and important reblogs are on my alt @heckyesblog-reblogs !! to stay up to date on accidental hiatuses lol

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ok so i watch a lot of youtube videos about chess despite barely knowing how to play and something really funny happened on chess.com which is the site people go to to play chess online

basically they have a bunch of chess bots you can choose to play against at various different power levels (~100 is total noob, ~2500 is like, mega grandmaster). and recently they released a bunch of...cat themed bots?

but the noteworthy one is the cosmic horror known as Mittens.

Mittens has a listed power level of 1. However, that is a deception. Mittens is actually incredibly powerful, defeating top players with ease, and actually holding his own against the most powerful chess bots in existence.

also he sends you these weird messages like

absolutely wild

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one time a guy i know whose girlfriend was heavily pregnant didn’t tweet anything for a whole day so i texted him ‘congrats on your baby’ and made him think i had some kind of baby precognition 

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me, walking out of a brothel: fucking bullshit

my wife: well what DID you think a brothel was

me: looking sadly at the empty bowl i brought: doesn’t matter

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“I want to decompose in a bog” well you clearly don’t know the first thing about bogs. Clout chaser

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its making me scream laugh

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Being followed by a car for 2 turns in the city: "I'm about to be murdered. Let me call my mom and write my will because this is it"

Being followed by a car for 6 hours on country highways: "The relationship between Blue Subaru and I is beyond compare. We're family. My road brother."

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i need to know every language immediately