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the fact that i have to be in the “right headspace” to do even the simplest tasks. absolutely humiliating

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we need to bring back vintage swimsuits but specifically mens swimsuits

make 👏 men 👏 wear 👏 hotpants 👏 and 👏 onesies👏 again 👏👏👏

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Pappy's rules for living

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cloudward, ho spoiler no context

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Imagine being so consumed by your ex that you not only run with a pack of coyotes for a while after you divorce, repeatedly kill her granddaughter’s would-be assassins, and join a life-threatening mission no questions asked, but you also get back onto the ship you used to share, and immediately think, yeah, I’ll take her bed. Daisuke you are unmatched.

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Olethra about Daisuke

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Things we know about Wealwell:

- So solid, so hot

- Vomiting 24/7 365

- Can throw playing cards to make them explode

- Really into Goldenbeard

- Majored in standing????

- Just really fucking hot

- Daisuke is hunting him for sport

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when i was 14 i came out to a highschool teacher as transgender and i believe i was the first transgender person he ever talked to, and i suppose he panicked, because all he did was say "i think you should listen to little lion man by mumford and sons," and i did, and it changed my 14 year old mind, but i am still unsure what his intended message. he was cool with me being transgender though.

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if you are a game designer and you force me to kill wolves AND you have them make sad puppy noises I'm killing you

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I genuinely don't think I'm ever gonna get over how perfect these descriptions of the Intrepid Heroes from the Rolling Stones article are

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Shoutout to those of us who regularly need new things in our lives or else we go insane. I see your frustration at eating the same breakfast two weeks in a row and I’m holding your hand because I experience it too

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The thing about bujeet is that Baljeet is convinced they’re a pulling pigtails will-they-won’t-they, but Buford is convinced they’re in a decade long slowburn. You must understand this

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As if Buford's Crush on Baljeet is new.

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i love pappy very much

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Listen to me if that robot you've been chatting up reveals that they used to be a human, they do NOT want to hear you start talking about "from the moment I know the weakness of the flesh" or whatever, that's a personal and important thing to reveal about their past

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i actually kinda like it when a character getting better includes them becoming weirder and less polite and more confusing and strange. no more "domestication" i wanna see the weird guy be weird!!!

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i don’t think people understand how much of life is grief. not just people dying, but losing the version of yourself you thought you’d become. grieving the city you had to leave. the friends you lost not in argument, but in silence. the summer that will never come back. the feeling that maybe you peaked at 12 when you were reading books under the covers and believing in forever