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so what do u think about plays

i like how in a theatre time and space are necessarily metaphorical. i don’t like how plays always have to begin with someone walking onstage and talking. too many directors try to work around this by having someone walk onstage and brood in silence for a moment before talking. this is worse. 

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religious people: thank you god for inventing the accordion i love it soso much <3333

atheists: its seriously incredibly beautiful that people invent instruments like. someone came up with the idea for the accordion. howw.

agnostics: no one knows where the accordion came from

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🤗 i dont like this emoji. this is not a hug to me. this is someone doing condescending jazz hands in my general direction when i am in need of affection. not comforting.

🫂 i love this emoji. this is a hug. we are hugging and its nice. and as a special bonus they appear to be my old friends from the msn messenger logo? very comforting.

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baseball in essence is a game about you trying to throw your friend a ball but some asshole wont stop trying to knock your ball as far as fuck away as possible because he's a bad person

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they all need to spontaneously combust immediately

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'you are not serious people' is a phrase that has done so much. thank you logan succession

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Yes, these Muppets have taken Manhattan. The question now is can they HOLD it

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Den här hittade jag också. Vet inte vad som händer här..

"Djurgården-Rainbow Dash är inte på riktigt, hon kan inte skada dig"

Djurgården-Rainbow Dash:

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"Djurgården-Rainbow Dash är inte på riktigt, hon kan inte skada dig"

Djurgården-Rainbow Dash:

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Happy 24-6-01!

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John Cena's social media is fascinating because his twitter is the most generic sounding inspirational messages ever that sound like theyre from an old calendar while his instagram is filled with weird memes that Cena mustve made himself because a lot of them seem like he's the only person that understands them

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Pro wrestling is one of the bigger bastions of pathopsychology-resistant art because it fulfills the role that theater about gods once did: a mythological stage regarding events that really might be true

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“By God, I’m good.”

No ma’am, you are fucking great!

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on da train

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might need to bake this take in the oven but I think miyazaki directed exactly one unambiguously progressive film & its ponyo