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i know it’s an important step in recovery to recognise your own role in damaging your mental health and admit to and learn from your mistakes, but sometimes i just need robin williams playing matt damon’s therapist in good will hunting to hold me and tell me it’s not my fault while i sob loudly into his ugly knitted sweater if you know what i mean

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logged the fuck in

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you know, considering how many times rich people are mentioned as sinful in the Bible versus how many times homosexuals are mentioned as sinful in the Bible, it’s really funny how I’ve never seen entire Christian organizations go out of their way to criticize, boycott, or deny services to rich people… 

weird how that works, huh

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no language should be mocked other than french

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Homeless Cat Opens Its Eyes For The First Time In Months, Stuns Everyone With Their Beauty

Cotton the cat was alone on the streets, starving, disease-ridden and close to death. His eyes were scabbed over with mange and he was being eaten alive by mites, finding any kind of food without the use of his eyes was next to impossible. But then his guardian angel arrived.

With lots of care, Cotton has finally opened his eyes

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i only have one braincell and it’s trying to sing all the parts in bohemian rhapsody at once

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When your grammar is correct but spell-check still gives you shit. 

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i cant talk shit on dr who as if i didnt get my ass handed to me by that vincent van gogh thing 9 years ago

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cats are so fake like they’re theoretically related to apex predators and yet they weigh 8 pounds, sleep 20 hours a day, and scream if you feed them half an hour later than usual

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my uterus realizing we aren’t having a baby after building up a lining for three weeks:

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people at work: wow, you are always in such a good mood, how do you do that?

me, an actually cranky, apathetic, trainwreck human: it’s called manners, susan.