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I am just a hog and do not deserve such praise! If I try to overthrow and become god, please tell me off and pop my inflated ego with a sewing needle 😌
Anyone else feel like their mutuals are way out of their league? Like they follow you back and you’re just like
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I had a sudden flash of inspiration.
How incredible is this!! I can't tell you how much receiving fan art makes my heart tingle with joy! I started 4 months ago and could never have imagined we'd be where we are now 💛🦔
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(a gift!!)
How wonderful! The boon of the hedgehog has been bestowed upon me! 🦔 Thank you for your gift 💛
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YOU HAVE A TUMBLR??? anyway, what is the quest way to cook eggs (in your opinion)
I’m partial to the heating them up method 🦔
(Perhaps a Thai omelette (Kai jiew) very good, very eat!)
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Me, a mind reader, interrogating a super villain, but they have aphantasia and anendophasia: Me: So tell me, where are the hostages being held? Villain: Me: "Fuck!"
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What made you choose a hedgehog for your mascot?
Also hiii i love your vids, you have such a dynamic voice ^-^
Why thank you, Weird Dangle Thing :) Old lore! I had another channel before that was based around animal facts and so used the hedgehog as an animal mascot!
I remember seeing memes of the hog in VR chat and fell in love with it, so I searched for ages and eventually found a copy of the model to use from a Japanese vtuber marketplace :D
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You should name all the Pokemon for your next stream
E-every one? - i could get pretty far with visual aides
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Growing older is realizing that the video games that you once found difficult to play as a child are quickly becoming difficult once more.
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Can confirm - I edited a joke into the Wikipedia page for the Marvel character Elektra when I was in highschool and I was banned and blocked in less than a minute

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All I can hear is the screams of wailing souls and the screech of a metal guitar, as I steel myself to plunge a silver knife into the heart of a jar of Hellmann’s mayonnaise…
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Ah. The never-ending cycle of leaving the bathroom with feelings of pain and emptiness, only to journey to the kitchen once more, in an attempt to fill that empty and despairing void with cheese.
when your stomach is really mad at you and you're not sure which one of your fourteen unhealthy lifestyle choices is causing it
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Every time I let YouTube auto-play do its thing on my second monitor, it plays an AnyAustin video I've already watched 3 times.

i love this guy so much hes asking the real questions
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This is an attack on my character! I am a moral, upstanding citizen and wish the best for everyone and everything on this earth.
And I would never agree to do a job for less than $100000
hey, don't cry. 40,000 in small bills in the bag, alright? quickly
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When I was in a group history project in high school, we needed to present a PowerPoint about our findings to the class. This inevitably involved public speaking (something I irrationally feared at the time), so I hatched a plot to avoid it.
I came to school on the day of the presentation with a couple of pieces of paper and a Sharpie pen, and convinced the entire year that I had lost my voice in such a dramatic fashion that I could now only communicate via written messages.
When it came time to present our PowerPoint, I sat in a computer chair off to the side of the projector, silently clicking the "next slide" button as my comrades did their best to orate everyone's parts of the project—including mine, which, to be fair, was pretty poorly researched and written.
After it was over, the teacher thanked us all, and the class gave their obligatory clap that followed every presentation. We went to sit back down at the back of the class, and when we did, I turned to my project partner, a suitably smug smile on my face, and said with my full chest:
"Thanks, mate!"
The least realistic thing about the Lord of the Rings is that a team got together for a group project, decided everything in one meeting, and their plan worked.
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