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i have to be silly every day or my brain will start growing mold

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sorry the faces of every man ive ever killed just flashed before my eyes was that a yes or a no to butt stuff

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if i were polyamorous id individually message everybody in my polycule saying i needed gas money

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being on a bus makes u realise ur just some asshole

[heelyz]

congratulations! your reincarnation status has been upgraded from COCKROACH to SEAGULL

[heelyz]

bad news kitten it looks like we're dying at sea

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if shes your girl then why am I in her uncles dms lowballing his ebay listings

[heelyz]

stop using juuls with the fools and come smoke a blunt with a cunt

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LOL but seriously release the hounds

[heelyz]

🤫 an unemployed alcoholic is reblogging things on the dashboard, listen and learn

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Woah mama I'm a shrimp

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oh so now im the bad guy just because im a piece of shit¿

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I guess that cunt gettin eaten

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Why is everyone dumb as shit something seriously weird is going on

[heelyz]

knitted textures from 'the encyclopedia of knitting,' lesley stanfield and melody griffith, pub. 2000.

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if i get a good nights sleep i can feel like a human being but it does mean missing out on an hour of phone time. so there's nuance.

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