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Im still at the mall and two guys just got into a fight at a resturaunt. What is going on today??

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So, I’m at the mall, and some random guy just jumped into the water fountain, then proceeded to complain about hurting his toe...

Yeah.

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Okay, so I read the first thing, and it didn’t make any sense to me. Like sure, we would die out. Men can’t produce with men and women can’t produce with women. That’s a fact. But it doesn’t matter. Because we are not separated. There’s another fact. Want one more? We can adopt the children who were given up. Women can still breast feed babies if they haven’t given birth. We still have purpose.

Gay couples can still raise children. Giving them better lives. We aren’t separated. We won’t die out, because we are together. It’s this little thing called equality. Unity. Each and every human being is worth just as much as the next. We are all natural. To say any one type of people are not natural is simply not true.

Being gay was not manifested in some lab. It’s not manmade.

It’s natural.

Being gay is natural? Okay.

You have three islands. Divide them into groups of one. The straight island, the gay island, and the lesbian island. The straight island is going to reproduce and keep going strong for millions of generations to come. The gay and lesbian islands will both wipe out in not even one century. This isn’t just about religion or morals, it’s just simple common sense. Being gay is unnatural, and not just because God said so, but because you yourself wouldn’t even be born without a REAL natural man and woman. And no, there is no such thing as a lesbian bone marrow “thing” to have children. That’s a biased fact that came from a lesbian scientist who has false opinions. If it’s not a real penis or vagina, then it’s fucking false and you’re just opinionated by dumb facts. I’m done here. Read over what I said and if you still think that being gay is normal and natural, then I hope you achieve some common sense one day. Bye

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Alright, so my house is like, haunted. I know, no one believes that. Cool. Good for you.

But it’s never been a big deal. Like, doors will open and shit. Neat. Moving on.

But now at night there’s noises like things moving around in my room which is creeping me out big time. Can’t sleep. Don’t know if it’s a ghost or I’m insane. Either way it’s annoying, so I just thought I’d share.

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Heaven

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Alright story time.

So, I keep seeing all of these things online about how unfair it is that we have to pay for feminine products, and how men are so unfair, amung other stuff. And I get that. In many cases, men can be unfair or cruel, and I don't think we should have to pay for something we need.

However, men can be just as kind as women and I would like to highlight that for today. I understand that they CAN be unfair, cruel, and abusive in many ways, but so can we. Just like men can be kind too. No disrespect is intended to anyone.

But some men DO understand. One time, I went to the mall, got some food, but I started my period. I took my remaining money into a store to buy some pads, because I didn't have any on me. Unfortunently, I was a few dollars short, and couldn't pay for the pads. The man working the counter asked if I needed them now, because I had put them back, and when I explained the situation, he was going to just give them to me for free. I payed what I could, and thanked him. That was a few years ago and I don't think I'll forget that.

I think it goes to show that there are men out there who don't judge you for what you can't control and are kind. I know there are terrible things in this world and that so many people do aweful things for no good reason, but don't assume by gender or race. People are people, no matter what they look like. I think of this, and a few other things whenever I see a post about how MEN are unfair, when it's only those select men. I know you probably don't mean it that way, but I just wanted to tell this side of it all too. Thank you, and if I in any way offended anyone, please leave a comment, you will get a sincere apology.

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100 Reasons NOT To Kill Yourself

1. We would miss you. 2. It’s not worth the regret. Either by yourself if you failed or just simply left scars, or the regret everyone else feels by not doing enough to help you. 3. It does get better. Believe it or not it will eventually get better. Sometimes you have to go through the storm to get to the rainbow. 4. There’s so much you would miss out on doing. 5. There is always a reason to live. It might not be clear right now, but it is always there. 6. So many people care, and it would hurt them if you hurt yourself. 7. You ARE worth it. Don’t let anyone, especially yourself, tell you otherwise. 8. You are amazing. 9. A time will come, once you’ve battled the toughest times of your life and are in ease once again, where you will be so glad that you decided to keep on living. You will emerge stronger from this all, and won’t regret your choice to carry on with life. Because things always get better. 10. What about all the things you’ve always wanted to do? What about the things you’ve planned, but never got around to doing? You can’t do them when you’re dead. 11. I love you. Even if only one person loves you, that’s still a reason to stay alive. 12. You won’t be able to listen to music if you die. 13. Killing yourself is never worth it. You’ll hurt both yourself and all the people you care about. 14. There are so many people that would miss you, including me. 15. You’re preventing a future generation, YOUR KIDS, from even being born. 16. How do you think your family would feel? Would it improve their lives if you died? 17. You’re gorgeous, amazing, and to someone you are perfect. 18. Think about your favourite music artist, you’ll never hear their voice again… 19. You’ll never have the feeling of walking into a warm building on a cold day 20. Listening to incredibly loud music 21. Being alive is just really good. 22. Not being alive is really bad. 23. Finding your soulmate. 24. Red pandas 25. Going to diners at three in the morning. 26. Really soft pillows. 27. Eating pizza in New York City. 28. Proving people wrong with your success. 29. Watching the jerks that doubted you fail at life. 30. Seeing someone trip over a garbage can. 31. Being able to help other people. 32. Bonfires. 33. Sitting on rooftops. 34. Seeing every single country in the world. 35. Going on roadtrips. 36. You might win the lottery someday. 37. Listening to music on a record player. 38. Going to the top of the Eiffel Tower. 39. Taking really cool pictures. 40. Literally meeting thousands of new people. 41. Hearing crazy stories. 42. Telling crazy stories. 43. Eating ice cream on a hot day. 44. More Harry Potter books could come out, you never know. 45. Travelling to another planet someday. 46. Having an underwater house. 47. Randomly running into your hero on the street. 48. Having your own room at a fancy hotel. 49. Trampolines. 50. Think about your favourite movie, you’ll never watch it again. 51. Think about the feeling of laughing out loud in a public place because your best friend has just sent you an inside joke, 52. Your survival will make the world better, even if it’s for just one person or 20 or 100 or more. 53. People do care. 54. Treehouses 55. Hanging out with your soul mate in a treehouse 55. Snorting when you laugh and not caring who sees 56. I don’t even know you and I love you. 57. I don’t even know you and I care about you. 58. Because nobody is going to be like you ever, so embrace your uniqueness! 59. You won’t be here to experience the first cat world emperor. 60. WHAT ABOUT FOOD?! YOU’LL MISS CHOCOLATE AND ALL THE OTHER NOM THINGS! 61. Starbucks. 62. Hugs. 63. Stargazing. 64. You have a purpose, and it’s up to you to find out what it is. 65. You’ve changed somebody’s life. 66. Now you could change the world. 67. You will meet the person that’s perfect for you. 68. No matter how much or how little, you have your life ahead of you. 69. You have the chance to save somebody’s life. 70. If you end your life, you’re stopping yourself from achieving great things. 71. Making snow angels. 72. Making snowmen. 73. Snowball fights. 74. Life is what you make of it. 75. Everybody has a talent. 76. Laughing until you cry. 77. Having the ability to be sad means you have the ability to be happy. 78. The world would not be the same if you didn’t exist. 79. Its possible to turn frowns, upside down 80. Be yourself, don’t take anyone’s shit, and never let them take you alive. 81. Heroes are ordinary people who make themselves extraordinary. Be your own hero. 82. Being happy doesn’t mean that everything is perfect. It means that you’ve decided to look beyond the imperfections. 83. One day your smile will be real. 84. Having a really hot, relaxing bath after a stressful day. 85. Lying on grass and laughing at the clouds. 86. Getting completely smashed with your best friends. 87. Eating crazy food. 88. Staying up all night watching your favourite films with a loved one. 89. Sleeping in all day. 90. Creating something you’re proud of. 91. You can look back on yourself 70 years later and being proud you didn’t commit 92. Being able to meet your Internet friends. 93. Tea / Coffee / Hot Chocolate 94. Sherlock season three. 95. Cuddling under the stars. 96. Being stupid in public because you just can. 97. If you are reading this then you are alive! Is there any more reason to smile? 98. being able to hug that one person you havent seen in years 99. People care enough about you and your future to come up with 100 reasons for you not to do this. 100. But, the final and most important one is, just, being able to experience life. Because even if your life doesn’t seem so great right now, literally anything could happen

IF that isn’t enough:

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One of my many medications: *has side effects of depression*

My depression: I’m already here you can’t try that shit

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Love Potion Starters

Brewing:

“Ugh, is it suppose to smell like that?”

“Smelling this feel like I just snorted sugar.”

“This better work.”

“Does this smell like love potion to you?”

“Hey, I think you might be burning something on the stove.”

“Hey, what’s this? Can I try?”

“Wait, where’d the little bottle go?”

“Please tell me that’s not what I think it is.”

“You mind tasting this… No Wait!”

“This is going to end badly, you know?”

“Who has time for confessing, this is much faster.”

“Are you sure using generic ingredients is the best for this type of thing?”

“Did you just taste your own potion?”

“Quickly look up and see what happens if you accidentally taste your own love potion please.”

“Why is this so complicated?”

“I don’t understand why a love potion would even need this kind of ingredient.”

“Do you think if you drank your own love potion, you would learn to love yourself?”

Giving/Taking: 

“Why do you have a squirt gun and why is it filled with pink?”

“This lemonade is nice and also I love you.”

“This tea is amazing, we should get married.”

“What was in that taco sauce anyway?”

“Ugh, what was in that?”

“It’s not that I don’t trust you, it’s just that you’ve never made me anything edible before.”

“Wait, which one was your cup again?”

“Wait that’s not ketchup–”

“This has an, uh, interesting flavor.”

“The secret ingredient is love.”

“I made this Valentine chocolate just for you. Really put my heart into it”

“This smells like feet and garlic, I’m not drinking this.”

“What is this? I’m not gonna let you use me as a guinea pig again. Not after last time.”

“No thank you, maybe later.”

“Why do you keep shoving this in my face?”

“Why can’t you just try it?”

“Just one bite and I’ll leave you alone.”

“Is this a love potion?”

“I know exactly what this is and I’m offended you think I wouldn’t.”

Aftermath: 

“It’s the antidote, I swear!”

“It won’t affect me anyway.”

“I think I’m gonna be sick.”

“Will you marry me?”

“Was it supposed to do that?”

“Wow, I hate you so much right now.”

“It wasn’t suppose to work like this.”

“It was suppose to make you love me, not lose everything else about you.”

“Look at them, is this what you really wanted?”

“You could have just talked to me you know?!”

“In my defense, it wasn’t suppose to make you throw up.”

“How was I supposed to know you were allergic?!”

“So let me get this straight, you accidentally ingested a love potion that you made yourself?”

“I like being in love with you!”

“I knew they didn’t like me, anyway.”

“I’m not sorry.”

“I’m sorry.”

“You’re such an idiot, you didn’t need a potion to make me love you.”

“Love potions don’t work when a person is already in love.”

“I love you!”

“I didn’t need a potion to see how beautiful you are.”

“No potion in the world could match up to the love I already feel for you.”

“How can I ever trust you again?”

“Leave me and never come back!”

“I just wanted to you love me the way that I love you.”

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When they said it might sing, this wasn’t exactly what I had in mind.

I think my dinner is possessed.

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Chronicles of Nick

Anyone else want more fanfics of Nick? I've been looking around, and I've only seen like, 3 or 4 out there. Anyone?

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*Michael and Quentin watch Tara and Taylor talk to each other*

Quentin: I want to talk to my girlfriend… but which one??

Michael, smiling evilly: I know, bro. I figured it out. Just watch this.

Michael: Hey, girls! *points to something behind him*

*Taylor and Tara turn around, showing two pieces of paper taped to their back that say TAYLOR and TARA*

Quentin, softly: holy shit

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Waiting for the next MV book

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Randomly remembers there is no new Michael vey coming out this next year

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If you're in the Michael Vey fandom, reblog/like this post please I WANNA FIND YOU GUYS

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Musical!!!

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Harry: Draco you wanna f-

*Hermione looks over* -ind Nemo? *nervous sweating*

Draco: Who the fuck is Nemo