heir-of-puns
heir-of-puns
Look At That Cool-Ass Octopus
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ilan, 27 he/him or they/them, Tired Jew. Come for the homestuck and shitposts, stay for the homestuck shitposts. I also do music occasionally which you can check out at soundcloud.com/heir-of-puns.
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heir-of-puns · 1 year ago
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i'm afraid the character limit in the former bird app is destroying my potential
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heir-of-puns · 1 year ago
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Video games peaked in 2006 when in lego star wars the original trilogy, they couldn't have the iconic dialogue of darth vader telling luke skywalker he's his father because lego games didn't have dialogue at the time. So they just had to have vader point to a fuckin photograph of anakin and a pregnant padme
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heir-of-puns · 1 year ago
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Diver convince octopus to trade his plastic cup for a seashell
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heir-of-puns · 1 year ago
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Tryna cleanly peel off the price sticker from your new book
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"Why so /srs?"
-the woker
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Wage slave markiplier considered nsfw
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heir-of-puns · 1 year ago
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i think we're all pretty good at reblogging images
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heir-of-puns · 1 year ago
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Learning languages is SO FUN right up until you need to learn conjugation and then suddenly it turns sour real fucking fast
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MC Escher
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heir-of-puns · 1 year ago
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The willful misunderstanding of how Roe fell is truly a symptom of the wider issue that no one online seems to understand delayed gratification. The fall of Roe was a culmination of decades of conservative work to stack the lower courts with conservative judges, but understanding the idea of taking years to do something is outside the purview of a generation raised on instant gratification. The biggest vice of the Left is that many of them are de facto morally opposed to the very idea of playing the long game, but Republicans are more than happy to make gambits like the holding open of a SCOTUS seat in hopes a Republican president is elected no matter how hypocritical it makes them seem.
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heir-of-puns · 1 year ago
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"people show their true colours in life threatening situations" no, they show you what they act like when they're mortally terrified, an emotion notorious for literally turning your entire brain off to the point where people who go into those situations as a profession need to be literally trained on how to not have that happen
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heir-of-puns · 1 year ago
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if ur wondering how the art degree is going 2 months post grad.
i found a job that pays $1.15 an hour :]
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