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"Do you ever dream of land?" The whale asks the tuna.

"No." Says the tuna, "Do you?"

"I have never seen it." Says the whale, "but deep in my body, I remember it."

"Why do you care," says the tuna, "if you will never see it."

"There are bones in my body built to walk through the forests and the mountains." Says the whale.

"They will disappear." Says the tuna, "one day, your body will forget the forests and the mountains."

"Maybe I don't want to forget," Says the whale, "The forests were once my home."

"I have seen the forests." Whispers the salmon, almost to itself.

"Tell me what you have seen," says the whale.

"The forests spawned me." Says the salmon. "They sent me to the ocean to grow. When I am fat with the bounty of the ocean, I will bring it home."

"Why would the forests seek the bounty of the oceans?" Asks the whale. "They have bounty of their own."

"You forget," says the salmon, "That the oceans were once their home."

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good cow

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anyone remember when the combination kfc/long john silvers in my hometown just fucking exploded one night

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those ads for ai integration on phones are so funny bc it seems like they cant. come up with that many use cases that arent already on a phone? "ask gemini to give you recipes when youre cooking!" "use our AI assistant to find the perfect gift for your girlfriend" yeah or i could just like. google it. you've spent millions on a slightly fancier version of an alexa. good job man.

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sorry to be brave on the internet but I think food labels should list every single ingredient and that there should be harsher penalties for mislabeling and deceptive labeling

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The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.

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“Big Pharma” okay are we talking about how privatization and monetization has deeply corrupted the field of medicine or are you talking about how you think chemicals in the water are making the frogs gay

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no more catboys. catmen . 28 yr old washed up depressed catman downing his 5th whiskey glass and his cat ears twitch depressedly

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all public transport should be free unconditionally and I'm TIREDDD of pretending this is a radical idea

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I am Unwell™️

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AIPAC LOST TONIGHT.

aipac did everything to tear this man down. and he fucking won against all fucking odds. he was polling under 1% a few months ago. A MUSLIM SOCIALIST WON THE FUCKING PRIMARY TONIGHT!! A MAN WHO OPENLY REJECTS ZIONISM WON TONIGHT! A MAN WHO YELLS FREE PALESTINE WITH ALL HIS FUCKING BREATH WON TONIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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