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One day I hope I am the girl that walks into a room and all eyes are on her. 

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Oh my gosh 😭❤

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One day I hope I am the girl that walks into a room and all eyes are on her. 

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WHAT IS THIS 😂❤

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This movie gets me in the feels 😭❤

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I still think Moana deserved an Oscar for this part

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cashier: sorry for your wait. we’re short-staffed today

millennial: oh that’s ok no worries :)

 baby boomer:

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I hope not.

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Where's the chicken???

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Drag ‘em boo 👏

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I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

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some handy tips for drawing men that look like men and women that look like women:

on average, a man’s shoulders should be around 2.5 to 3 heads wide. a woman’s shoulders should be infinite, extending like an eternal flesh ribbon into the howling vortex of time and space

men do NOT have body hair. men have NO hair. men are genetically incapable of growing hair. stop drawing hairy men. stop drawing men altogether. men do NOT exist

DON’T forget the luxurious pelt that all women sport, grown from birth and increasing in length indefinitely until death, typically attaining lengths of up to three metres

women have wider hips than men, who have no hips at all, only negative space and mc escher optical illusions

remember, men and women have different sex characteristics. men have flat chests, tails, and 23 gherkins. women have a narrow waist, known as a “wasp waist”, two pairs of wings, and either an ovipositor or a stinger

women are WASPS

they’re fucking BUGS you piece of SHIT

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WHAT 😂

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Same 👆

Reading about Congress bills can be dry, so here’s a quick thread on the eight bills (among 2,000 - according to Al Jazeera English) introduced since Trump took office in January.

I will update this post with a link explaining each bill - which has far-reaching and devastating consequences for Americans, especially low-income Americans - in a very short bit.

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when u accidently type me instead of my 

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Today is the only day you can share this meme. Precisely 2000 years prior to March 6th 4017. The day Squidward trapped himself in the freezer. March 6th 2017.

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Damn, this is so good

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you must want to spend the rest of your life with yourself first

Rupi Kaur, Milk and Honey (via thelovejournals)