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when i look up a knitting term, the last thing I want is an ai overview. I want a 60+ year old woman with no understanding of lighting or helpful camera angles who still manages to give the most concise and clear explanation of how to execute purl 2tog through the backloop. ai summary fuck off, where is phyllis?

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Happy 10th birthday to the best tweet of all time.

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I'm normal in a lot of ways (enjoy bread, etc)

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"learn to be bored" "being bored is good for you" "be at peace with yourself" NO! 4 SCREENS AT ONCE!!!!!!

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"Self Portrait with a Kettle" by Aleksandr Sorochkin (1969)

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This got me so flabbergasted because i was a jenny who became a ryan and youre a ryan who became a jenny. my brain is zooming around rainbow road rn. Congrats!

This is the Law of Equivalent Sex Change

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HAPPY PRIDE MONTH 🏳️‍🌈

To all of us who’re just a mess ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🤎

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the thing about cis people is there’s nothing they love more than outing a trans acquaintance for literally no reason

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Barnes and Nobles is gonna start serving food and alcohol.

Everybody’s cracking jokes about how it’s a desperate attempt to stay relevant in the age of Amazon.

But you know what? Props to them. This is exactly what Blockbuster didn’t do. At no point was Blockbuster like “Hey, movie rentals aren’t the lucrative enterprise they once were. Perhaps it’s time we become known for our cheesy garlic bread.”

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Only day you can rb this

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If you mess up a social interaction you can say "Failed Experiment" and move on