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Genderqueer theater kids pronouns Zip/Zap/Zop

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they should make dungeon meshi into a musical adaptation just because chilchuck was made cosmically to be the guy that hates it when people start bursting into song. i was going to say marcille instead but she would be like i am not backing vocals laios' song about how awesome tentaclus are and chilchuck would be like THANK YOU at least somebody- and then at some point she would suddenly bust out into an explosive teary snotty ballad about falin and hes like Figures

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attention joann's shoppers. there is a freak in the yarn aisle buildinf a nest

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the thing about me is i get hannibal and hamilton confused

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I am not immune to magical yuri 🧎‍♀️

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Oh boy i didn't prepare. For april fools day i will um [rifles through a stack of papers on a clipboard] eat the books

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old man yaoi this...old man yaoi that. The relatively scant amount of old woman yuri in this world sickens me. I want a pair of hardhearted old crones to find a little kindness in each other. I'll ship Granny Weatherwax and Nanny Ogg. You see if I won't.

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we need another bidoof’s law to refer to the phenomenon where someone says some rude stupid shit in the reblogs of your post and you go to their blog and all their posts are about nature loving you and being kind to each other and cute illustrations about friendship etc. the cognitive dissonance

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did you actually dissect a frog in school?

yes (usamerican)

yes (non-usamerican)

no (usamerican)

no (non-usamerican)

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“Temporary stitches” all stitches are temporary if you have a pair of scissors and aren’t a coward

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fan of this reply

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guardian of the sewing kit