hela-odinsdottir
hela-odinsdottir
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INTP-T female. Random crap, don't ask because I don't know why The world is on fire but God is not dead (at least not to me) Send help because I'm not doing it I'm legitimately crashing out and I just came back to this page after like two years and yall.... it was BAD 😭 šŸ˜‚
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hela-odinsdottir Ā· 10 days ago
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ā€œTRUMP’S A DICK,ā€
said all of Tumblr. ā€œHis policies we can’t ignore.
He’s racist, he’s a tyrant, he leads us like a whore. The land of the free has been fucked Trump-ā€œ
Then if your country he’s not for, O Tumblr, dearest Tumblr,
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there’s the fuckin’ door.
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hela-odinsdottir Ā· 10 days ago
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Common be serious, do you really think this is a proper human being ?
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A living human sperm cell plus a living human egg cell creates a fertilized living human egg that creates a living human fetus, which then grows into a human baby. It’s a proper human being, not half animal. Nothing wrong with being alive. It is human every step of the way.
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hela-odinsdottir Ā· 10 days ago
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ā€˜Ok but sex is only in marriage, to uphold your honor, and to keep your life safe and pure, or else your love with that special person you marry is dulled and it can seriously destroy your mental health. And also, casual sex can lead to sexually transmitted diseases.’
A wedding ring doesn’t make you immune to gonorrhea, stupid. Keep your child rapist religion out of my cunt and learn what a condom is before you say ignorant shit.
A condom could’ve prevented a disease like the one you have that’s given you such brain damage that you’d comment something so stupid like this. You’re a coward for anonymously putting this on my page, and I would have loved to ignored you since it’s no longer on my level, but you’re begging for this to be posted so that you can feel better and I can dox you after. Enjoy that thought.
And keep people’s religions out of your fishy mouth, it’s not food for your body, it’s food for your soul, and you’re obviously starving. I’ve never met somebody so insecure in their own life that they’d try and make another feel like giving up their own lmao Sex isn’t only in marriage, it can be casual as well, but it’s best to wait until marriage to have sex, because then you have the chance to talk about diseases and disorders and other problems. Hopefully a person would marry a good person who isn’t abusive or can help prevent the spread of those diseases, and there’s nothing wrong with having them.
The way that casual sex can destroy your mental health has been proven. For those who are curious I recommend the book ā€˜Single. Dating. Engaged. Married’ by Ben Stuart. It talks about the different stages of life, and the effects of things such as pornography on the brain.
And you’re right in that I shouldn’t tell people how to live their lives because that’s none of my business. So don’t tell me how to live mine, coward.
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hela-odinsdottir Ā· 10 months ago
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there’s an amazing second use for travel size cylindrical shaped shampoo bottles that I’d like to explore with you as the sub— ject
…who said that
call me easily amused but i still think it's so funny to go "who said that" after saying something wildly horny
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hela-odinsdottir Ā· 10 months ago
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You know what this ADHD-reminded me of
when you go on a rant about this world in your heart and mind you have such a passion for and they actually LISTEN and RESPOND with some F**KING DEEP DIALOGUE and you just look at them like…
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… like they just became a part of that world.
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hela-odinsdottir Ā· 10 months ago
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me: has had an aversion to swearing like an asexual does to sex my entire life
also me: this is the last diddlydarn stRaW
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hela-odinsdottir Ā· 10 months ago
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Recited this verbatim to the Allfather in front of the high council. Recalling that you’re only 17 in human years, he said you’re grounded for ā€œgive or take 5,000 yearsā€, whatever that means.
Entirely unrelated, I was recently banished
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Loki in suit
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hela-odinsdottir Ā· 11 months ago
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Me realizing that Glamrock Freddy is a 6’4 teddy bear with blue eyes, who is fashionable, compassionate and the reincarnation of Michael Afton,
And my brain is like… Doctor Mike?? šŸ˜‚
(doesn’t his name in Russian literally mean teddy bear??)
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hela-odinsdottir Ā· 11 months ago
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And never forget that there were also white slaves, and that the Portuguese started slavery.
it is so fucking exhausting and annoying how white women, including and maybe even especially in progressive and leftist spaces, continue acting like they are not themselves still beneficiaries of tremendous privilege simply because they endure sexist or misogynistic discrimination. being a woman does not excuse the fact that you are still white and you still reap the benefits of being white! you do not get to "but sexism!" your way out of being held accountable for saying and doing racist shit!
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hela-odinsdottir Ā· 11 months ago
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I love to see these sorts of posts, especially on Tumblr. I’d also like to add that Christianity isn’t supposed to be some sort of excuse for hating people for who they are or what they do. Being a Christian kind of goes by ā€œI love you, but I don’t have to love what you’re doingā€ and that’s one of the best parts of it. Being a homosexual isn’t the sin, the sin is giving into your homosexual desires and acting on them. So yeah, God does love everyone no matter what they do, just be careful what you do if you say you’re a Christian. You should always do your best to obey God and act like one.
Also I wanted to add: people who decide they want to alter their bodies to ā€œbecome the opposite sexā€œ or identify as neither sex are rejecting the image of God within themselves. God made man and woman in his own image, and when you try to change that or reject his plan for you, you’re rejecting him.
hi! so you don't have to answer this, i know we have different viewpoints on this, so no pressure if you DON'T want to respond and/or have already responded somewhere.
i know you're christian and personally don't support (support might be the wrong word, i don't know, sorry) lgbtq+ because it goes against your religion. i was wondering if there was any chance you could explain how/why it goes against your religion? and if possible, what you do regarding the topic/your thoughts on lgbt people?
i know this is a pressurized topic and i don't blame you if you choose not to respond. i promise, i'm not trying to start an argument-- you have your views, i have mine, and i highly doubt either of our viewpoints are going to change based on an ask, i'm just trying to understand/get your perspective, and no offense is meant.
thanks in advance if you do respond, and thanks for reading anyway if you don't!
have a nice day
yo, what's up!! I don't mind talking about this at all, or any other difficult or hot topic about Christianity, especially when someone is so nice about it! thanks for your kindness :)
(please know that I am not trying to attack you, or anyone else who is trans or homosexual in this post, I am simply speaking the Bible- these are God's words and I am just His messenger.)
so I'm gonna go through a few verses that talk about this a bit.
Leviticus 18:22Ā ~Ā You shall not lie with a male as with a woman; it is an abomination.
this applies to both m/m and f/f relationships
Mark 10:6-9Ā ~Ā But from the beginning of creation, ā€˜God made them male and female.’ ā€˜Therefore a man shall leave his father and mother and hold fast to his wife, and the two shall become one flesh.’ So they are no longer two but one flesh. What therefore God has joined together, let not man separate.ā€
this clearly shows that there are two genders, male and female, and that God rightly assigned genders when he created them, and that marriage is designed to be between one man and one woman. both for reproduction, and because we are physclogically designed to work together in this manner, relying on each other and working harmoniously as a single unit for life, which means this verse is also against casual dating and hook-ups, two very dangerous things in todays culture
1 Corinthians 6:9-10Ā - Or do you not know that the unrighteous will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived: neither the sexually immoral, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor men who practice homosexuality, nor thieves, nor the greedy, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor swindlers will inherit the kingdom of God.
1 Timothy 1:8-11Ā ESVĀ - Now we know that the law is good, if one uses it lawfully, understanding this, that the law is not laid down for the just but for the lawless and disobedient, for the ungodly and sinners, for the unholy and profane, for those who strike their fathers and mothers, for murderers, the sexually immoral, men who practice homosexuality, enslavers, liars, perjurers, and whatever else is contrary to sound doctrine, in accordance with the gospel of the glory of the blessed God with which I have been entrusted.
as you can see here, in these verses, homosexuality isn't the sole thing that is condemmed. there are many other sins in the list as well. and I think this is something in this day that is either unknown or intentionally ignored by the LGBTQIA+ group. there are only a few verses in the Bible that talk about homosexuality by itself, many other places have it in a list with other sins, like just above. God isn't just saying 'booo, anti gay people! not in my heaven!' God is clearly telling us what kind of lifestyle sins He does not accept, because they go against His plan for us, biologically, and psychologically. and in hundreds of other places in the Bible, it tells us what other sins we should not commit- literally, being a good brother/sister to your family (either earthly or heavenly) or being a good neighbor to anyone is talked about in the Bible more.
so I'm not saying that this isn't important, or that homosexuality isn't a big deal, but I am saying that in the past 30 years especially, as the LGBTQIA+ movement has exploded and become more socially exceptable than in any other point in our 6,000 years of recorded human history, Christians and LGBTQIA+ have blown it out of proportion equally, with some Christians being really prideful that they don't struggle with that sin, or not paying just as much attention to other sins that they do struggle with (forgetting that they should take the log out of their eye before the speck in their neighbors), and LGBTQIA+ people either saying that its just a personal attack on them, or deciding to ignore and consider themselves Christians anyway, even though you cannot follow the queer desires of your flesh and enter the Kingdom of Heaven, just like you cant be a lying cheating slanderer and do so.
1 Corinthians 5:1 - It is actually reported that there is sexual immorality among you, and of a kind that is not tolerated even among pagans, for a man has his father's wife.
this verse is condemning a hetrosexual sexual sin- a guy sleeping with his mother-in-law (that's the terminology that was used at the time for it, he wasn't going so far as to sleep with his literal mother) The text then goes on to condem this sin just as much as a same-sex couple having sexual relations. so what I'm trying to say here, is that yes, homosexuality or changing your gender is a sin, but so is cheating. so is being unfaithful to your husband/wife. so is divorcing them simply because they don't excite you anymore. homosexual sin is no better or worse than heterosexual sin. they are both equally condemned in the Bible. its become more of a hot-button topic now than ever in the last 30ish years, which is a VERY recent development.
and to anyone who falls under the LGBTQIA+ category and has ever been aggressively attacked by a Christian, I am sorry. that is not what Christianity is about. yes, I don't agree with what you choose to do. but no, I do not think being aggressive in our response is the answer at all. we are called to preach the gospel with love and grace and patience, and be firm and unwavering in our beliefs but gentle, because we cannot hold you to the standards we hold ourselves to, unless and until you accept them for yourself. its unreasonable to expect that you should follow these guidlines when you don't believe in them.
so while we disagree, thank you so much Freddie for being kind in your question :) happy to answer any more that you have about Christianity!!
any other Christians who have thoughts, please add on!
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hela-odinsdottir Ā· 11 months ago
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people always wonder why I get so angry when they make loud noises or slam cupboard doors and what they don’t know and what I still don’t fully understand is I was sworn at a lot as a kid/tween. I mean like, shouting loud enough that the neighbors could probably hear and calling me horrible things as I had to stand there enduring the semi public degradation. I still never call it trauma or abuse because I don’t know when it becomes actual abuse, like other people have gone through way way worse shit in their lives than I have. but like calling your 12 year old child things like ā€œstupid little f**kerā€ and ā€œr*tardedā€ is wrong so someone please enlighten me as to if I am somewhat validated in lashing out when there are people yelling at me, and almost sobbing when people are soft and gentle with me
as I’m typing this my reminder to pray pops up 😭
Please remember that almost everyone around you is traumatized. I didn’t understand this when I was younger. I wondered why people acted so strangely and irrationally. Maybe all children wonder this. The author Robert Anton Wilson said (paraphrasing), ā€œWe have never seen a completely sane adult human.ā€ No one makes it out of this life alive. It’s not their fault. Mercy, kindness, forgiving — these are what makes one human. They are other names for love. People break in the strangest of ways.
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hela-odinsdottir Ā· 11 months ago
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lion’s pov
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hela-odinsdottir Ā· 11 months ago
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frick
i think i just found my soulmate
i’ll never understand people who wake up and immediately begin talking because i need to go through a 2 hour period of wanting to kill a man before i’m ready for human interaction
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hela-odinsdottir Ā· 1 year ago
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hela-odinsdottir Ā· 1 year ago
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PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN DEAD MEN’S CHEST BABY LETS FECKING GOOOOOO
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The Sound of Music
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hela-odinsdottir Ā· 1 year ago
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You know,
there’s a lot of things I could say in response to this. like for example, the smelling children’s hair thing How he has no idea what he’s talking about half the time, and the other half of the time he’s taking a nap. trump isn’t perfect either. he’s a businessman though, and he knows how to win. I’m just saying that it’s not about who’s the leader, it’s about how that leader can serve and what they do to make their country better instead of themselves look better. A president should always ask what he can do for his country, not complain about the situation and his political rivals. You want America to live? Idk go DO something yourself, because obviously these people won’t step up and do it themselves. Like my old history teacher used to say, if you don’t vote, don’t complain. look if I knew anything about being president, I’d run, because it’s about the people you serve, and I want to see this country do better. Unfortunately, I’m not old enough to run yet. but America always has been, always will be one nation, under God, and if you remove the God part, we’re all slaves. this man is making us slaves.
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hela-odinsdottir Ā· 1 year ago
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his ultimate weapon
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