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I told this girl I liked the perfume she was wearing, and she legit got it out of her bag and sprayed it on me like ‘here girl smell sexy with me too’. she was so cute I hope she has a good life

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moderator: *asks trump a question*

trump: *sniff sniff* well isis-

moderator: answer the question please

trump: well hillary's emails-

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wow cant wait for agra to fall off a waterfall

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why do I ship johnlock

I watch the show

I have eyes

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this is true on spiritual level

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I'm the kind of petty bitch that would start a streak with you and make it last 364 days and then lose it bc you said my highlight wasn't popping a year ago.

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OH GOD! I’m dying! 

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I wish I knew the exact time and date that harry told snape ‘there’s no need to call me sir professor’ so that I could take a moment of silence to remember the moment each year

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Tilda Swinton risked arrest waving a rainbow flag in front of the Kremlin in violation of Russia’s new homosexual propaganda bill. And she wants everyone who can to reblog it in solidarity.

Guys please reblog this, it won’t ruin your blog, this is important

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Watch: Fox News sent a reporter to Princeton to make fun of “sensitive” college students

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‘If you don’t know how much I love Mamrie Hart, you can go straight to hell’

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One time I mentioned my dad’s propane stove to him and he got really offended because “actually, it’s multi-fuel” and then went off on a rant about how my propane-normative thinking was damaging to ALL stoves and eventually I was just like “so…your stove is bisexual?” and he said “No, it’s multi-fuel.  It takes all kinds of fuel” so I asked if it was pansexual and he just said “Yes” and angrily stormed away