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i want 60 thousand votes by next thursday

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"I could fix him," and I could make him beg like a whore. What's your point?

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heh, what a kind and lovely compliment friend. now try saying something fucked up and horny.

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Characters that are absolute lovesick disasters but also brutal killers are... definitely something

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"i can fix him" i can chase him with a knife to humble him

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which is definitely not an omen

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Bruges, Belgium (by Javier Pereda)

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girlhood is touching your necklace whenever you feel nervous

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HELIA I HAVE TRIED TO REDRAW THE FOOL WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE HIM

ALWAYS

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catholics are never beating the kink allegations

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Me: Okay, Brain. Think about what happens next in this chapter.

Brain: *Skips three chapters ahead*

Me: No, no. This one, this chapter, the one we are writing right now.

Brain:.......*47 scenes forward*

Me: NO

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I’m going to unlearn shame *bursts into tears and beats my head against a brick wall*

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the fact that we need 8 hours of sleep is ridiculous we should only need 4 and the other 4 should be used to be cozy in your bed and rub your legs together like a cricket and listen to music and think about your little scenarios

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happy birthday to my favorite tumblr sexy man they could never make me hate u england hetalia

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Vivaldi on his deathbed in 1741: please, put it into my will that the first movement of my Spring concerto can only be used to indicate fancy settings in cartoons or as hold music for the absolute worst call centres.

Vivaldi's lawyer: Antonio what the FUCK does this mean

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Lloyd Schwartz, from The Handbook of Heartbreak: 101 Poems of Lost Love and Sorrow; “Who's on first?”

[Text ID: "Do you love me?" / "Of course—; but I resent it."]

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mr england