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2018 memes

i did it when nobody else would. these may not be documented under when they first appeared but when i first saw them start to gain a ton of popularity so

January

• eating tide pods (carried over from 2017) • gordon ramsay “delicious Finally some good fucking food”

• logan paul uploads video finding a dead body in suicide forest and gets shit on for it thank god • nuclear button size war • porcelain bean bag clowns • east coast blizzard • oregon pumping their own gas • uganda knuckles • rcdart • pop team epic anime • “shithole countries” • false hawaii ballistic missle message • heathers remake • car taking side road instead of main road • SOMEBODY TOUCHA MY SPAGHET • government shutdown • steamed hams • “original/untumblrized” • big monster looming over smaller, helpless thing

February

• personal fbi agents spying on you • green m&m demands you to pick up bambi on the ps2 (returned) • you so fuckin precious when you smile • kirb • what would you do if we accidental kissed

March

• drake & josh • peter griffin trips • burger king foot lettuce • evil patrick • change my mind • warriormale • twin peaks “tibet” • inkling in smash bros for switch nintendo direct eye closeup • gru evil plan presentation • braver than any US marine • but go off i guess lmao • absolute unit • krusty krab vs chum bucket • gay/bi/lesbian chart • 84 “russian chaos agents” blogs terminated on tumblr • hard to swallow pills • exhausted spongebob • woman squinting

April • tumblcoin • mspaintadventures shuts down • welcome to mcdawnalds • vriska • the new scooby doo movies guest starring x • zuckerberg testifying • booster seat • sipping water seriously • american chef • toilet in the skinny hallway • out of your friends which one are you (truck freak, crazy ass, layed back, the fighter) • друг • romaine lettuce • if you hate him you dont have this or this and absolutely not this • free real estate • vandalize todd howard’s wikipedia page 4/25/18 • venom • *eric shoots hannibal* “who killed hannibal” • “thank you kanye, very cool” • x dies in infinity war

May

• disintegration effect • thanos gauntlet • trumpet boy • bart hits homer with a chair • this is america • then i freaked it • i got aborted at 2 years old, parents kicked me out at 5 • is this a bird? • sometimes you just need TWO MEN • we live in a society • markiplier e • despacito • laurel / yanny • captain america “so. you ____” • royal wedding • long furby • thundercats remake • pokemon lets go pikachu & lets go eevee • We’re updating our Privacy Policy terms. Your trust is important to us • akira surprise gif

June

• pokemon gold 1997 beta • ace from ppg in the gorillaz “humility” • the nerds candy dudes • setheverman • dame tu cosita • the guy in front of a mirror formal clothing facing front, bondage gear behind • anthony bourdain dies ( :( ) • in this essay i will • Dear parents, Just because your child is smiling at their phone doesn’t mean that they have a girlfriend/boyfriend. Maybe they are looking at pictures of ___ • aqua fresh mascot • IHOb • I want my husband to have this accent • ELDER SCROLLS VI • todd says fuck • SUPER SMASH BROS ULTIMATE BABEY!!!! • FUCKING RIDLEY!!!! • etikas reaction • SNAKE • DAISEY BABEY • samus breast nerf, muscle buff • snake ass nerf but there was no law of equivalent exchange • NO WALUIGI • this is so sad can we get a despacito • this is so sad alexa play ____ • *jazz music stops* • literal concentration camps happening?? not a meme but ahuge event that changed the culture a lot • “womp womp” • xxxtentacion dies • sexygirlmax2019 / hey peebrain -you teleport? • PART 5 CONFIRMED BABEY!!!! • koko the sign language gorilla dies ( :( ) • kirb with knife • *snap* yep, that one’s going in my cringe compilation • You pass away during childbirth- / cow hybrid Jimin • big dick energy • fingers in his ass

July

• car salesman • guy dousing fire in gasoline • cosigned, because that was some real shit you just said • big oof • welcome to the krusty towers where our motto is fuck you • the fucking cat with the jim halpert face/polite cat

• she-ra • _____ reacting to you being infertile • THE SARCOPHAGUS • momo • butch hartman is a delusional transphobe and scammed people into a $250k+ kickstarter project that ended up being an entertainment service to convert kids to christianity • do yall hear sumn?.. • LETS GO LESBIANS • god is a woman • pee after sex • everything at sdcc • rabies pride flag • regular show “do you have a better idea” • favorite character bingo • mamma mia! • people who love ___ joining hands • elon musk parody accounts • lööps • google life expectancy • dude walking up and pointing “lemme tell you summ” • “i felt like a cutie here” tweet / rubbing hands • kinkshaming a nazi for liking bigfoot erotica • ligma (balls) • trojan horse comic • energy sword sunday • sylveon is trans

August

• 3d printed guns • | edgy | depressed | dumb-ass | bitch |_________|____________|____________| thot |_________|____________|____________| bastard |_________|____________|____________| • your fav is twitter accounts • (\__/) (•ㅅ•) 　＿ノヽノ＼＿ `/　`/ ⌒Ｙ⌒ Ｙ　ヽ ( 　(三ヽ人　 /　　 | |　ﾉ⌒＼￣￣ヽ　ノヽ＿＿＿＞､＿＿_／ (\__/) ｜( 王ﾉ〈 (\__/) __/)_/) (•ㅅ•)/ﾐ`ー―彡\ (•ㅅ•) ㅅ•) •) / \/ ╰ ╯ \/ \> \ \ • dead rat on the pavement when youre 5 • redkathrine mocking speech bubbles • carly rae jepsen gets a sword • alex jones not getting banned on twitter • 8.8.18 smash direct • luigis fucking dead • “Luigi is okay” • nintendo switch as a music player • anime dorky gf • voltron queerbaiting • “_____ is about war. About the casualties that amass when a world is locked in anger. It’s not just a _____ about _____. It’s so much deeper. So much darker. It’s raw and real regardless of its fantastical settings” • nintendo kills emuparadise • kung pow penis / trilllizard666 • fortnite dance • laura lee canceled • junko poses • that weird version of johnny johnny • shadman draws a tame waluigi comic • I SAID TWITTER DO YOU KNOW THIS FUCKING SONG • (during sex) me: hurt me her: [hard to swallow fact] • hooters • stefan karl stefansson dies ( :’( ) • big bang theory is ending • “vriska did nothing wrong” • national anthem -fucking old -racist song for a racist country -written by a racist -who cares • oh 🖤 oh fck ❤️ 🖤 ❤️ 🖤 🖤 ❤️ 🖤 fck sorry guys 🖤 ❤️🖤 ❤️ 🖤 ❤️ sorry im dropping 🖤 my love for X all over the ❤️place 🖤❤️ 🖤 ❤️ 🖤sorry • content aware gif of sneezing husky • john mccain kicks the bucket • pizza man said fuck work • johnny johnny yes papa back in full swing / billionsurprisetoys • the bdsm quiz • cant wait for winter so i can really start dressin

September

• sephora witch kits • do x professors exist like can u imagine walking into college and the professor x i suddenly want to go to college • break the targets • full name google search • nike protests from racists • angry feels guy laying in bed with a loud party outside • feel like pure shit just want her back x • adventure time finale and 20gayteen delivered again • hello lgbt community • bongo cat • elon musk smokes weed • some coochie maam • spider man ps4 game • at claires • THANOS CAR • hurricane florence • minecraft kanye and lil pump suit • ISABELLE IN SMASH BABEY • MAINLINE ANIMAL CROSSING 20 FUCKING 19 ON SWITCH BABY • tom nook staring at the screen • Lady Gaga: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHRHRGRGRGRRRGURBHJB EORWPSOJWPJORGWOIRGWSGODEWPGOHEPW09GJEDPOKSD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!0924QU8T63095JRGHWPE09UJ0PWHRGW • mario kart and toad but not in the way youd expect • bert and ernie gay rights • SPACE JAM 2 • drake is a pedophile • peach bowser/bowsette • super crown in general • nut head pokemon • this aint it chief • 👸🏻 |\👐🏻 / \_ ━━━━━┓ ＼＼ ┓┓┓┓┓┃(band name) ┓┓┓┓┓┃ ヽ🤡ノ ┓┓┓┓┓┃ 　 / ┓┓┓┓┓┃ ノ) ┓┓┓┓┓┃ ┓┓┓┓┓┃ • kavanaugh hearings • moth • gritty the philadelphia flyers mascot • manga / anime / netflix adaptation • weird flex but ok • the being formally known as kanye west i am YE

October

• distracted boyfriend gay version • unexpected sans • tiktok • zendaya is meechee • presidential alert • vento aureo!!! • october 6, 2018 - democracy dies in the US • self-shredding banksy painting • ━━━━━ ━━ ┃ ┃ ┃ this doesnt ┃ ┃ add up ┃ ┃ ┃ └━━━━━━ ┘ 7 ┃8┃ 9┃ / ┃ ━┛━┛━. |━ ┛ 4 ┃5 ┃6 ┃ + ┃ ━┛━┛━┛━ ┛ 1 ┃ 2 ┃ 3 ┃ =┃ ━┛━┛━┛━ ┛ • hurricane michael • psats • surprised pikachu • party rock anthem dance with songs of the same bpm • EVERY TIME I CLOSE MY EYES I WAKE UP FEELING SO HORNY • venom (again) • new mystery skulls • wide-stance/madman john lennon • youtube goes offline • placing he had to do it to em in identical pictures • kaitlin bennett • fiverr voiceoverpete • soulcaliber • that pic of miley cyrus • smash grinch leak • x be like… • pipe bombs in new york?? • rip apu • lil b posting memes • the week of unbridled fascism • VOTE • she took my ___ in the divorce • tiktok im already tracer • kowalski, analysis

November

• no nut november begins • toby fox reveals undertale 2 (deltarune) and everyone has to wait 24 hours to discuss it • deltarune • SA- • final smash direct • how the grinch let down smash • KIRBY SURVIVES INFINITY WAR • getting blasted away • PIRHANA PLANT • incineroar 69 • sonic tries to save pikachu • miller spirit • eric andre LET ME IN fence • r/wooosh • tiktok hit or miss i guess they never miss huh • new overwatch lady discourse • hot neon league of legends girl • undertale is cool again • illumination’s the grinch but big time after the false prophet smash leak • roulxs kaard entrance edits • IM MAKING FUCKING MAC AND CHEESE AND NOBODY CAN STOP ME • \__/} ( • . •) / >❤

{\__/} ( • - •) ❤< \ Say [x] first • this post was made by [x] gang • this hoe • that picture of the guy standing over the man in the computer chair and doing something on the computer for him • my brain: don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it • tiktok rockefeller street nightcore • tik tok in general • oh ok mrs fritz im boutta head out • toy story 4 trailer • detective pikachu trailer • stan lee dies ( :( ) • danny devito shrine • emoji builder • tumblr removed from the app store • good for her • romaine lettuce e coli outbreak 2 • cards against humanity’s 99% off black friday sale • they did a surgery on a grape • neopets was bought by the church of scientology?? • the entire lego movie in a youtube ad • ssbu rom leaks 2 weeks before the games come out • disney remaking a fuckton of movies • shrek retold • stephen hillenburg dies ( :’( ) • neon genesis evangelion coming to netflixk • bethesda on fallout 76 “we are sorry that you arent happy with the bag. the bag shown in the media was was a prototype and was too expensive to make. we aren’t planning on doing anything about it” and gave everyone who bought it 500 atoms

December

• george h.w. bush dies (good riddance) • markiplier wont shut up until you subscribe to pewdiepie • no porn on tumblr anymore starting december 17th • tumblr staff flags everything • female-presenting nipples • SMASH BROS X PERSONA 5 • YOU NEVER SAW IT COMING • sheldon cooper “wig…..” • wig in general • youtube rewind sucks ass • crab rave • mr krabs ahoy spongebob i have ____ • sonic live action movie 2019 • tik tok truly is the new dark vine • pewdiepie is in trouble again for promoting neo-nazi propaganda channels • sir thats my emotional support _____ • voltron is defeated • the final fingers in his ass • infinite assist trophy glitch • biggest-gaudiest-patronuses discourse • spiderverse baby!!! • this kid from the polar express??

• keep the likes and retweets/reblogs equal • casey frey selfie tweet with his dick almost in the pic • well it was fuckin one of yas whispered tik tok • this right here is my pretty boy swag *transforms into an item* • doge 2 which is just a story or statement said in top/bottom text over the doge image usually edited having zero to do with the meme itself • 📍 | | | _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ | 📍 | _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _| | | | 📍 • wow… he/she is LITERALLY me! • jack black youtube channel • man in the pink thigh high heels

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