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As an adult you must cultivate the skill of “Gross! Oh, well. Not my business.”

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just crashed my fucking roflcopter

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hey man I found a piece of your soul stuck in the text messages of old friends you don’t speak to anymore. do you want it back

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Everyone please rise for the national anthem.

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Conversation with a Native Son: Maya Angelou and James Baldwin

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your honor, i'm doomed

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help....... girl help.....

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everyone loves to shit on shoebills like omg this bird is SO SCARY its TERRIFYING which like first of all shut up youre annoying second they are literally just standing there what the hell is your problem

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Step outside for a smoke and into danger. You might want to unfreeze and run, Pal.

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obsessed with this baby hippo from thailand's khao khew zoo.. she has been so utterly betrayed by the world

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hmu on bug grindr

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Does anyone want to play toys later. a game perhaps

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Mysterious: your roommate says "im gonna take a shower" and they enter the bathroom. The sound of running water is heard for the next hour. Then they exit the bathroom totally soaking wet.