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Audios aren't enough anymore, I need you to fuck me silly while talking me through it and laughing at how much of a slut I am, my god

Hey anon - I have literally only today logged back into this account and so have only just seen this from... a month and a half ago. Sorry.

But thank you. :) If you want a prompt response, I do highly recommend sending such things on my other account though. :P

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I know I'm starting to sound like a broken record when I start an audio saying that I wanted to record and wanted to get off and I had no idea where to go from there, but it does keep happening... And then it goes places once I've gotten started.

This one went to imagining getting off with someone, first standing above them, and eventually next to them, and finally inside them.

Well, Isn't Mutual Masturbation Fun? - A Ramblefap

I hope you enjoy it as much as I did making it. :)

-transcribed from my reddit post here -tags from reddit as follows: [M4F][Ramblefap][Mutual Masturbation Fantasy][Man Noises][Toys][Mdom Leaning Switch][Exhibitionism?][Mutual Using][Creampie][British Accent][20minutes20seconds]

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So, I recorded this a week or two back, and I remain moderately perplexed as to why I didn't post it then - but I figured it was time.

Let's Fuck Our Toys Together - A Ramblefap

Do grab a toy, and I do hope you enjoy yourself. :)

-transcribed from my reddit post here -tags from said post as follows: [M4A][Ramblefap][Man Noises][Mutual Masturbation][Toys][Stroker][British Accent][12minutes21seconds]

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So, my inner switch has long had a fantasy of fucking and getting fucked simultaneously - and I did one day decide to try fucking my stroker while plugged as a sort of... Closest I'm gonna be getting any time soon. :P

I recorded this a while ago, and then this fine afternoon, I was inspired by something over on tumblr to stop sitting on my hands and actually get this posted. :P

Plug And Stroke - A Ramblefap

I hope you enjoy it. :)

-transcribed from my reddit post found here -tags from my reddit post as follows: [M4A][Ramblefap][Switch][Toys][Buttplug][Stroker][Man Noises][Pegging][Threesomes?][British Accent][13minutes59seconds]

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So, I was thinking I needed some new toys - so I bought one (helped by the fact that it was on offer), and thought I'd record a ramblefap as I used it for the first time - as I know some of the audio subreddits are now looking dimly upon explicit toy reviews, I was careful to not actually name the toy I was using though.

Still, I hope the collection of noises presented here are enjoyable all the same. :)

Weaving Sounds Of Pleasure - A Ramblefap

I thank you for listening. :)

-transcribed from my reddit post here -tags from my reddit past as follows: [M4A][Ramblefap][Stroker][Toys][Man Noises][British Accent][18minutes28seconds]

Oh and since this is tumblr and no mods are around to give a shit, the new toy is a Tenga Arte Weave (hence the weaving in the title) :P

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Hey you…

You made it. You found your way here—–whether it was curiosity… desire… need… or just that little ache in your chest or between your thighs… pulling you toward something warm. Something that feels good.

I got linked to this wonderful script by the author, the very lovely u/its_king_anna, who also kindly offered to edit it for me.

So, settle in, get comfy, put your headphones on, and relax... And hopefully get very turned on as well. ;P

A Touch Made Of Sound: Just Feel It And Throb For Me

Please do have a read of the script first if you're in any way unsure if you want to listen to a hypnotic audio, the recording is as in the script except a few minor honorific changes and the odd extra word to make saying it more natural.

In any case though, I hope you enjoy it, and I thank King Anna for both the script and for her editing efforts. :)

-transcribed from my reddit post here -tags from the reddit post as follows: [M4F][Script Fill] [Hypnosis] [Guided Sensual Meditation] [Tease] [Soft] [Intimate] [No Touching] [No Climax][British Accent][36minutes20seconds]

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So, here's a throwback to the dim distant past when I was recording audio shitposts for the hell of it.

Someone told me that there's a thing on instagram where people (mostly guys) are doing pushups and saying good girl on each one.

And so... well, here ya go I guess. :P

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I didn’t mean to catch you looking. Not at *me* — at us.

So, this is another utterly wonderful script from u/its_king_anna - this one struck me for it's poetic nature more than anything else (and anyone who has wandered my archives *knows* that poetry is a style I've long done well with), and it was magnificently enjoyable to record.

I hope you too enjoy it. :)

Reflections by u/its_king_anna

The script can be found here, and I thank King Anna for the script, and you for listening. :)

Oh and apologies to tumblrinas/tumblrites for only now remembering to actually post this about... two weeks after posting it on reddit. 😬

-transcribed and (slightly) modfied from my reddit post found here -tags from that reddit post as follows: [M4A][Scriptfill][Monologue][Mirror Play][Body Worship][Exhibionism][Intimate][Poetic][British Accent][12minutes35seconds]

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So, a little while back I bought a new stroker, and really rather enjoyed it (as demonstrated in that audio) - and finally got around to obtaining the other variant of that toy.

And this audio is the result of me trying it for the first time.

Draped In Sensation - A Ramblefap

I hope you enjoy it. :)

And a note for the tumblr people (because subreddits seem weird about naming the toys you're using these days for some reason), the new toy is the Tenga Arte Drape

-transcribed and mildly modified from the reddit post here -tags from the reddit post as follows: [M4A][Ramblefap][Stroker][Toys][Man Noises][Edging][British Accent][17minutes42seconds]

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Forgive me for this, but ah... Trains are not the paradise you seem to be describing.

They certainly can be - they're far more energy efficient than planes or cars, can be powered directly from renewable sources, and not having to fight gravity means that the engineering constraints are far, far, far looser and more forgiving of creature comforts than planes.

But capitalism is capitalism, and as someone who semi-regularly finds himself on multi-hour train journeys I can assure you that trains can also be pretty bad for comfort levels, especially when the operating company has rammed as many seats in as possible to maximise their profits.

Are they better for disabled people? Absolutely they can be - a lot of modern rolling stock has automatic floor extensions at their doors to close the gap between train and platform, so getting on and off is fine, and under the regulations we have in the UK, disabled accessible carriages have to be provided (which will provide space for multiple passengers in wheelchairs). Would the operating companies not bother if the regs weren't in place? Quite possibly - after all, those wheelchair bays could probably hold 5 or 6 rows of normal seating, while as wheelchair bays, if they're unoccupied by a wheelchair, they only have the 4 or 5 folding seats around the edge. Can people still be dicks about their luggage? Absolutely.

This of course is before we deal with gauge problems - hopefully any new trans-continental high speed rail line would be built to a broad gauge, not least because it would be an opportunity to finally deal with the preponderance of standard gauge, which does place fairly clear limits on the loading gauge - getting four seats and an aisle into standard gauge's loading gauge limits results in quite narrow seats and a narrow aisle - a broad gauge being used might result in a new standard gauge which would be more forgiving and may even start making it possible for the rest of the world to start seriously considering broadening their gauges.

But then capitalism will come back in and make damn sure that the US would never do such a thing (though maybe the current admin could be encouraged to embrace breitspurbahn guage on the basis of "well Hitler liked it") - continuing to use standard gauge on such a line would ensure that the rolling stock is cheaper and would derisk the entire project.

Also, anyone who seriously thinks trains vibrate less than planes ah... have never spent time on a train. They can be smooth as silk, but that requires expensive (to both buy and maintain) suspension systems (those aircushion bogies are lovely), and continuing, meticulous maintenance of the rails - given the rising numbers of derailments in the US in recent years... Yeah that's seemingly an optional consideration.

Also, it's worth noting that sleeper trains (which are what a transcontinental express would probably want to be) would probably be comfier than regular intercity trains, but are not something I've sampled... Because they're fucking expensive, and I can't imagine any redblooded american corporate type not pricing the luxury of a sleeper train to hell and gone (seriously, last time I looked the Caledonian sleeper - only going 800 miles - was north of £1,000 per ticket - I can fly from here to San Francisco for something around the same price).

Basically, if you want transcontinental high speed rail in the US to be what you're all imagining, you're going to have to get the US government to build it, build it to a broad gauge (Indian Gauge would probably be the best option - it's already used in the US on the BART system, and being the standard in India means parts would probably be cheaper than the ideal option of something like Brunel gauge or something even bigger), and then regulate it properly, run it well, and under no circumstances should it be expected to be run at a profit (though ideally it should atleast be able to cover it's running and maintenance costs).

“Nobody’s going to want to sit on high-speed rail for fifteen hours to get from New York City to LA.”

Me. I will sit on high-speed rail for fifteen hours. I’ll sit on it for days. I’ll write and read and nap and eat and then do it all over again. I’ll stare out the windows and see America from ground level and not have to drive. I’ll see the Rockies and the deserts and cornfields and the Mississippi River and your house and yours and yours too. I’ll make up stories in my head about the small towns I see as we go along. I’ll see the states I’ve yet to see because driving or flying there is a fucking slog and expensive to boot. I’ll enjoy the ride as much as the destination. And then I’ll do it all over again to come the fuck home.

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So, a few weeks back, there was a steam sale - I picked up a couple of games in that, one was... fine (Jedi: Survivor - good, but not really much interesting to say), the other I've played this past week, and was *really* good and interesting, and I have now spent around 40 minutes talking about into a microphone, and I present that recording here.

Gaming Ramble - Pacific Drive

I hope you enjoy the ramble, much like I did the game itself. :)

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So, the last few weeks, I finally got around to playing a game by the name of They Are Billions, and today, I got around to recording a ramble about it because I think it's worth the time. :)

Gaming Ramble - They Are Billions

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You know, sometimes the world feels like it's pulling in every direction at once. A storm of news, a hum of voices, opinions, fears. It’s loud out there. And in the middle of it all—–us.

So, I got sent this excellent little script by u/its_king_anna , and by the time I was halfway through the second stanza/section, I was reaching for my headset to record it, and this was the result.

The Weight Of The Ants by u/its_king_anna

My thanks to King Anna for the script, and I hope you enjoy it/that it helps comfort you dear listener. :)

-transcribed from my reddit post here -tags from the reddit post as follows: [SFW] [Monologue] [Direct Address] [Reflection] [Motivational] [Reassuring] [Hopeful] [Calming] [Soothing] [Comforting]

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So I saw a post earlier about how My Immortal still hits despite the... too many years since I first heard it, and having been trying to think of something to record all morning, I said "oh to hell with it I'll do that again".

My Immortal by Evanescence

I do now however realise that the last time I did a lyrics-as-poetry reading of it, it probably was only just less than ten years ago, so... Yeah that's an acceptable (if terrifying) gap between recordings. :P

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So, we'll go no more a roving So late into the night, Though the heart be still as loving, And the moon be still as bright. For the sword outwears its sheath, And the soul wears out the breast, And the heart must pause to breathe, And love itself have rest. Though the night was made for loving, And the day returns too soon, Yet we'll go no more a roving By the light of the moon.

Just a quick one - saw someone else doing a reading of this and I thought I'd rattle one off having the house to myself this afternoon. :)

So, We'll Go No More A Roving by Lord Byron

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So, in the Steam winter sale, I picked up the remake of Dead Space 1, and, having played it (twice through, and then the original game to see what had changed), I have thoughts!

An hour and six minutes worth of thoughts. :P

Gaming Ramble - Dead Space Remake

Beware spoilers, and while I do throw up a very clear content warning before I start talking about it, there is discussion of major plot details, including extensive discussion of a character's suicide.

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So, the other day, I had a recording opportunity, and while I did use most of it for recording poetry audios (found elsewhere), I did want to record some nsfw audios as well.

But I failed to really come up with anything especially original, so I just threw my headset on and got off while encouraging the listener to get off with me.

One Two Three, Cum With Me - A Ramblefap

I hope you enjoy it. :)

-transcribed from the reddit post found here -tags from the reddit post as follows: [Ramblefap][Man Noises][Mutual Masturbation][Group Masturbation][British Accent][9minutes21seconds]