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I dueled a wasp with my katana for 45 minutes and i lost

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mspaint stuff

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i love when people say “dopamine addiction” to refer to anything that makes you feel good ever

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girl unhinge ur jaw

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Virtue posting 🥰 bc I like them 🥰🥰🥰

Gabriel put that thang downnnnnn ur scaring it :(

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horsey :)

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everyone look at this

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I'm in a reddit group for a larger hungarian city and someone asked where they can go as a queer person to socialise and a bunch of assholes from budapest were in the comments like "you can always take the train up here or join fidelitas :)"

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was going through some of my health records and some doctor put “dresses oddly” next to my psychotic symptoms. hey fuck you too man

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[image id: AO3 tag that reads “unbeta’d because WHO would I ask to beta this” end id]

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obsessed with the woman at the dmv who replied with a firm “no” when asked if she wanted to be an organ donor but when the clerk asked “do you want junk mail? we sell your name and address to companies” she paused and gave a very thoughtful yet decisive “…yeah”

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@ghostisredacted

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Yeah you could say I’m doing numbers on tumblr. And that numbers? One

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"You're losing blood" no I know exactly where it is. The floor. Don't ever underestimate me.